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Definitions by officer S

Willy is some lad who dips their toes in hot cheeto powder then snaps their joint so that their leg is folded the opposite way just to desperately lick the powder from their toes. Also is a funny guy. Also wants to suck grandma tits, for absolutely no reason at all.

British nonce who loves doberman dick.
A: "Willyy just fucked that horse!"

B: "Not again! I thought they gave up that habit!"

A: "No, they're going to the Queen's house to flarp her bum'ole! Noooooo!"
willyy by officer S October 20, 2021

Reverse Simp

A reverse simp is someone who despises another person so much, they do anything and everything they can to avoid them, including paying a hitman to try and take them out, buying expensive and illegal poison, or buying a plane ticket to permanently get away from them.
Person 1: "Hey, why are you paying so much for that poison?"
Person 2: "I reverse simp for this one guy. Hate him to the guts."
Person 1: "Ah. Understandable. Have a nice day, then!"
Reverse Simp by officer S August 16, 2020
A word used for times when you dont know what to say, after a conversation. Or sometimes it is used to end conversations.
In short, the best word to ever exist.
You: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Me: Oof *walks away*
Oof by officer S February 7, 2019
A cute boy from the new bighit group TxT
Me: Did you see Yeonjun from TxT?
You:
Me: CUTE BOI ASF
Yeonjun by officer S January 23, 2019