Alfie

Thinks he's an intellectual. But mainly he's alright. He has a big booty though so we allow it.

Alfie: Look at me I'm clever.
Me: Shut up Alfie you're dumb and you just think you're brighter than you really are. But man, you're ass is fat so I'll allow you.

by oat that kid May 27, 2019

Dingus

-noun{slang}
Used for people who are mildly dim but loveable.

Person 1: Hey, what's a whole number?
Person 2: You're a DINGUS but i still love you :)

by oat that kid May 27, 2019