Definitions by numbah one amish skanksta

moose spread

a tasty delicious treat designed to bring out the flavor of moose, often eaten by Ukrainians who often put it on everything they intend to consume. Made out of the following: 4 giant mooses, dirty socks, artificial thickener, may contain traces of beaver.

"God DAMN that's good moose spread!" the Ukrainian said to his Amish neighbor

moose spread by numbah one amish skanksta September 7, 2008

Surfing the Web 

A term used by fucking losers who have no idea what the hell the internet or computers can be used for.

"Yo g, i wuz surfing the web last night and found some tight sites on moose spread"

Surfing the Web by numbah one amish skanksta August 26, 2006

guicar 

To blow ones load into a random starngers hair.

"I wuz walkin down da street and sum asshole jizzed all over mah hair. I got guicar'd. Yo"

guicar by numbah one amish skanksta August 15, 2006