12 definitions by notarapist

BBR

Originates from BRB. Means "Be back, retard".

-Hey I just farted.
-BBR....

by notarapist April 24, 2005

have a little sympathy for the jackass down south

Pick-up line for the desperate.

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."

by notarapist April 24, 2005

crak

Like crack, but spelled by someone actually on it.

ya dude i love crak!!

by notarapist April 24, 2005

esp

Extra-Sensory Penis:
ESP entails always knowing when a guy is thinking about sex and to what degree. In other words, it's completely useless because it's a constant extreme.

"How did you know I was horny?"
"I have ESP"

by notarapist April 21, 2005

ahhh

The sound made after receiving sex/food.
It is said that the necessity of both actions is the reason for "A" being the first letter in any alphabet.

Ahhh... that was amazing. Now for the 2nd course.

by notarapist April 24, 2005

frap

To fart and crap simultaneously.

Stop frapping in the hallway..

by notarapist April 24, 2005

oral pregnancy

You get it from oral sex.

:@
that's my mouth, giving forth life
oral pregnancy
you get it form oral sex

by notarapist April 21, 2005