not_michael's definitions

Clockwork Orange

A object (or person in the case of the movie) which appears normal on the outside but is completely artificial on the inside.

In the case of the movie A Clockwork Orange, Alex appeared to be normal after his treatment but since he is incapable of chosing evil and is therefore forced to chose only good, he's humanity is in question.

by not_michael October 11, 2004

Jesus Hot

A time when it is so hot outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the heat.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

It was so Jesus Hot outside that the entire world was on fire and the only (relativly) cool place was inside the oven with it set to 500 degrees CELCIUS!!!!!

by not_michael October 11, 2004

Jesus Late

A time when it is so late that even Jesus Christ would be tuckered-out.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

I got home so Jesus Late that my parents grounded me for 10000 years.

by not_michael October 11, 2004

Half Dollar

50 cent's name as decided by The Triade, an organization devoted to stopping 50 cent since his music is so bad and wrong, maybe even badong.

At The Triade's monthly meeting:
Man, Half Dollar's music sucks so much... Grrrrrrr

by not_michael October 11, 2004

Gnodab

The opposite of badong, which is a new stronger word for killing.

Killing is bad and wrong. There should be a new stroinger word for killing, like badwrong or badong. Yes, killing is badong. I shall stand for the opposite of badong.... gnodab

by not_michael October 11, 2004

Conjaman

Character in the play "Dark of the Moon"

"Hey Conjaman" Witchgirls

by not_michael October 12, 2004

ninjastic

An oxymoron using ninja and fantastic seeing as how ninjas actually equal teh sux

man ninjas do certainly suck a whole lot... i cant believe some one actually came up with the word ninjastic

by not_michael October 12, 2004