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A time when it is so hot outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the heat.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
It was so Jesus Hot outside that the entire world was on fire and the only (relativly) cool place was inside the oven with it set to 500 degrees CELCIUS!!!!!
by not_michael October 11, 2004

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An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
The release of Fable for the Xbox was such a Jesus Sweet event that I didn't have a clean pair of pants for a month.
by not_michael October 11, 2004

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50 cent's name as decided by The Triade, an organization devoted to stopping 50 cent since his music is so bad and wrong, maybe even badong.
At The Triade's monthly meeting:
Man, Half Dollar's music sucks so much... Grrrrrrr
by not_michael October 11, 2004

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An amount of a kind of object that is so great an amount that Jesus Christ would be unable to count the amount of items whitin his lifetime if he had lived to the ripe old age of 10 billion years old..
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
there were a Jesus Lot of people at the mall today. I mean, I had to break out my machete to hack through the crowds to be able to purchase Fable for the Xbox.
by not_michael October 11, 2004

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Character in the play "Dark of the Moon"
"Hey Conjaman" Witchgirls
by not_michael October 12, 2004

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tend·er·sass
1) An object so tender and sassy at the same time that describing it as tender and sassy would not do it justice.
2) The second greatest honor you can bestow on an object. Scrumtralecent is the highest.
1) Man, that General Tsu Chicken I had the other day was so tendersass.
2) The movie Kungpow: Enter the Fist was extremely scrumtralecent... tendersass just wouldnt do it justice as a description.
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An oxymoron using ninja and fantastic seeing as how ninjas actually equal teh sux
man ninjas do certainly suck a whole lot... i cant believe some one actually came up with the word ninjastic
by not_michael October 12, 2004

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