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Jesus Late

A time when it is so late that even Jesus Christ would be tuckered-out.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
I got home so Jesus Late that my parents grounded me for 10000 years.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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Jesus Early

A time when it is so early that Jesus Christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
I had to get up Jesus Early for work the other day. I mean, I fell asleep and didn't even awake when my face landed in the deep frier. Someone had to pull me out.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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Tendersass

tend·er·sass
1) An object so tender and sassy at the same time that describing it as tender and sassy would not do it justice.
2) The second greatest honor you can bestow on an object. Scrumtralecent is the highest.
1) Man, that General Tsu Chicken I had the other day was so tendersass.
2) The movie Kungpow: Enter the Fist was extremely scrumtralecent... tendersass just wouldnt do it justice as a description.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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Conjaman

"Hey Conjaman" Witchgirls
by not_michael October 12, 2004
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Badong

from the movie Kungpow: Enter the Fist
a new, stronger word to describe killing since killing is bad and wrong
Killing is bad and wrong, there should be a new, stronger word to describe killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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Jesus Lot

An amount of a kind of object that is so great an amount that Jesus Christ would be unable to count the amount of items whitin his lifetime if he had lived to the ripe old age of 10 billion years old..
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
there were a Jesus Lot of people at the mall today. I mean, I had to break out my machete to hack through the crowds to be able to purchase Fable for the Xbox.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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Half Dollar

50 cent's name as decided by The Triade, an organization devoted to stopping 50 cent since his music is so bad and wrong, maybe even badong.
At The Triade's monthly meeting:
Man, Half Dollar's music sucks so much... Grrrrrrr
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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