A time when it is so late that even Jesus Christ would be tuckered-out.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
by not_michael October 11, 2004
"Hey Conjaman" Witchgirls
by not_michael October 13, 2004
A time when it is so early that Jesus Christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
I had to get up Jesus Early for work the other day. I mean, I fell asleep and didn't even awake when my face landed in the deep frier. Someone had to pull me out.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
50 cent's name as decided by The Triade, an organization devoted to stopping 50 cent since his music is so bad and wrong, maybe even badong.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
The release of Fable for the Xbox was such a Jesus Sweet event that I didn't have a clean pair of pants for a month.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
A time when it is so hot outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the heat.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
It was so Jesus Hot outside that the entire world was on fire and the only (relativly) cool place was inside the oven with it set to 500 degrees CELCIUS!!!!!
by not_michael October 11, 2004
from the movie Kungpow: Enter the Fist
a new, stronger word to describe killing since killing is bad and wrong
a new, stronger word to describe killing since killing is bad and wrong
Killing is bad and wrong, there should be a new, stronger word to describe killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong.
by not_michael October 11, 2004