not_michael's definitions
A time when it is so early that Jesus Christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
I had to get up Jesus Early for work the other day. I mean, I fell asleep and didn't even awake when my face landed in the deep frier. Someone had to pull me out.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
Get the Jesus Earlymug. tend·er·sass
1) An object so tender and sassy at the same time that describing it as tender and sassy would not do it justice.
2) The second greatest honor you can bestow on an object. Scrumtralecent is the highest.
1) An object so tender and sassy at the same time that describing it as tender and sassy would not do it justice.
2) The second greatest honor you can bestow on an object. Scrumtralecent is the highest.
1) Man, that General Tsu Chicken I had the other day was so tendersass.
2) The movie Kungpow: Enter the Fist was extremely scrumtralecent... tendersass just wouldnt do it justice as a description.
2) The movie Kungpow: Enter the Fist was extremely scrumtralecent... tendersass just wouldnt do it justice as a description.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
Get the Tendersassmug. A time when it is so hot outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the heat.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
It was so Jesus Hot outside that the entire world was on fire and the only (relativly) cool place was inside the oven with it set to 500 degrees CELCIUS!!!!!
by not_michael October 11, 2004
Get the Jesus Hotmug. man ninjas do certainly suck a whole lot... i cant believe some one actually came up with the word ninjastic
by not_michael October 12, 2004
Get the ninjasticmug. 50 cent's name as decided by The Triade, an organization devoted to stopping 50 cent since his music is so bad and wrong, maybe even badong.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
Get the Half Dollarmug. Verbing: v
1. Taking a word that is not a verb and turning it into a verb by adding -ing to the end.
Comes from the latin word "verb" meaning "an action" and the root "-ing" meaning "making the word infront of it a verb."
1. Taking a word that is not a verb and turning it into a verb by adding -ing to the end.
Comes from the latin word "verb" meaning "an action" and the root "-ing" meaning "making the word infront of it a verb."
1) I decided that the word verb needed to under go a verbing to create the word verbing so I could use it to describe the process that the word verb just under went.
2) I felt sorry for the word "strong" since it was but a mere adjective so I decided to make it a verb but making it undergo the process of verbing thus making it the verb "stronging."
2) I felt sorry for the word "strong" since it was but a mere adjective so I decided to make it a verb but making it undergo the process of verbing thus making it the verb "stronging."
by not_michael October 11, 2004
Get the Verbingmug. An amount of a kind of object that is so great an amount that Jesus Christ would be unable to count the amount of items whitin his lifetime if he had lived to the ripe old age of 10 billion years old..
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
there were a Jesus Lot of people at the mall today. I mean, I had to break out my machete to hack through the crowds to be able to purchase Fable for the Xbox.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
Get the Jesus Lotmug.