not chris's dad's definitions

Grant Roach

A little small pp'd 9 year old that got piss in his cherrios this morning.

Grant Roach is a pissy pants.

by not chris's dad October 26, 2022

Mullet

Automatically makes you 10 times hotter, makes your dick 10 times bigger, and your muscles 10 times bigger.

Jacob has a mullet

by not chris's dad March 23, 2022

Jacob's Boyfriend

Jacob's boyfriend is hot

Jacob's boyfriend is hot

by not chris's dad March 8, 2022

Dylan Saxon

Is now no longer single and madly in love with Taylor Schuster

Dylan Saxon is in love with Taylor Schuster

by not chris's dad February 14, 2022

Jacob Gercken

Extremely hot guy that recently got a software update and now has a mullet.

Jacob Gercken is hot but with a mullet now

by not chris's dad February 14, 2022

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by not chris's dad January 31, 2022

Jayden Miller

THE ONE.... THE ONLY..... THE TROMBONER

JAYDEN MILLER IS THE TROMBONER

by not chris's dad January 31, 2022