May 1st

The date on which Philip Burnell had a thirst.

When he has a thirst, and it's on May 1st, who is gonna burst?
PHILIP BURNELL!

by not a normal man September 18, 2024

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Leo Luster

I'm Leo Luster, pow! I'm where it's at
I'm a far-out happening cat, uh!
I'm Leo Luster, baby I'm a trip!
Man it hurts to be this hip!

by not a normal man February 12, 2025

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Chintendo Vii

A shitty clone of Nintendo’s Wii. Made by an infamous Chinese company called “JungleTac” which was notorious for cranking out shitty shovelware games that are blatant ripoffs of flash games. The Vii is just an outdated 16 bit console with secondrate clones of the Wii Sports games.

Mom: Son, I got you a Wii.
Son: Yay! Where is it?
Mom: Wait here. I’ll be right back.
Comes back with the Chintendo Vii.
Son: What the hell is this? This is NOT a Wii!

by not a normal man September 20, 2024

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Blue arms

What Sonic the Hedgehog had in Sonic Boom. Most people were pissed about the game because Sonic Boom was just thought to be a shitty game, but some people (really only Chris Chan) were pissed how he had blue arms. CWC even went as far as macing a GameStop employee (yeah, cause store workers definitely gave Sonic blue arms, Chris.) because of how pissed off he was about a video game character’s arm color.

SONIC’S ARMS ARE TAN! HE HAS NEVER HAD AND WILL NEVER HAVE BLUE ARMS!!!!!!

by not a normal man December 17, 2024

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