not a normal man's definitions

May 1st

The date on which Philip Burnell had a thirst.

When he has a thirst, and it's on May 1st, who is gonna burst?
PHILIP BURNELL!

by not a normal man September 18, 2024

Chintendo Vii

A shitty clone of Nintendo’s Wii. Made by an infamous Chinese company called “JungleTac” which was notorious for cranking out shitty shovelware games that are blatant ripoffs of flash games. The Vii is just an outdated 16 bit console with secondrate clones of the Wii Sports games.

Mom: Son, I got you a Wii.
Son: Yay! Where is it?
Mom: Wait here. I’ll be right back.
Comes back with the Chintendo Vii.
Son: What the hell is this? This is NOT a Wii!

by not a normal man September 19, 2024

Field

Something Tow Mater lives right next to in Cars 2.

Finn McMissile: You obviously have plenty of experience in the field.
Mater: Well, yeah, I live right next to one.

by not a normal man September 25, 2024

AI Art

Something with 15 fingers per hand.

One guy: Eew, what the fuck is this?
Another guy: It's AI Art.
Guy 1: What the hell happened to the hands?
Guy 2: Like I already told you, it's AI ART!

by not a normal man December 7, 2024

Based

Any country that bans drug adverts.

Another fucking Jardiance advert?!?! Any country that bans this shit is lowkey based.

by not a normal man December 8, 2024

Hit me baby one more time

Jack Black sang it better.

Jack Black is goated. Did you hear he sang “Hit me baby one more time?”
Yeah. His version kicks Britany’s version’s ass.

by not a normal man December 8, 2024

Fingers

Something ai can never seem to draw the right amount of.

How to detect ai art: look at the fingers. If they look like their owner just walked in front of a radiation plant, then it’s ai.

by not a normal man December 9, 2024