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Chicken jockey
1. An extremely rare mob in Minecraft that consists of a baby zombie riding a chicken. Has a 0.25% chance of spawning in a chicken-free environment, and a 0.4875% chance of spawning when there is chickens.
2. A phrase with the power to turn movie theaters across America into active war zones.
2. A phrase with the power to turn movie theaters across America into active war zones.
Chicken jockey by not a normal man May 12, 2025
Chicken jockey
1. A mob in Minecraft which is a baby zombie riding a chicken. It is extremely rare.
2. A phrase which can turn a previously calm movie theater into a veritable war zone. When jack black said it in the Minecraft Movie, everyone lost their minds. At one point, someone brought a real chicken into the theater for this one scene.
2. A phrase which can turn a previously calm movie theater into a veritable war zone. When jack black said it in the Minecraft Movie, everyone lost their minds. At one point, someone brought a real chicken into the theater for this one scene.
Jack Black: Chicken jockey!
Movie theater: Screaming, throwing popcorn/slushies/toilet paper, setting off fireworks, jumping/running around
Movie theater: Screaming, throwing popcorn/slushies/toilet paper, setting off fireworks, jumping/running around
Chicken jockey by not a normal man April 16, 2025
America's Pants
Mexico. References the fact that it's geographically directly below the USA. Similar to America's hat, the term for Canada.
America's Pants by not a normal man April 10, 2025
Chris Chan
Chris Chan by not a normal man March 6, 2025
Leo Luster
Bluster kong's ultimate form
I'm Leo Luster, pow! I'm where it's at
I'm a far-out happening cat, uh!
I'm Leo Luster, baby I'm a trip!
Man it hurts to be this hip!
I'm a far-out happening cat, uh!
I'm Leo Luster, baby I'm a trip!
Man it hurts to be this hip!
Leo Luster by not a normal man February 12, 2025
cesspool
With the advent of elsagate and the blocking of comments on all animations, Youtube kids is a prime example of a cesspool. Who fucking ASKED for this?!?!
cesspool by not a normal man December 23, 2024
Sonic Boom Protests
The Sonic Boom Protests were a series of protests against how in Sonic Boom, Sonic had blue arms. Yes, really. The protests were done by Christian Weston Chandler, better known as Chris Chan. What he did was he went to GameStop and vandalized the Sonic Boom posters in order to make Sonic’s arms tan. When he was asked to stop, he said “Don’t call anybody!” and maced an employee. Because GameStop workers definitely programmed the games and made Sonic’s arms tan, Chris.
He also attempted to get people to boycott the game, thinking others were pissed about the arm color change. However, only weens joined him.
Ironically, Chris’ first drawing of Sonic had, you guessed it, blue arms.
He also attempted to get people to boycott the game, thinking others were pissed about the arm color change. However, only weens joined him.
Ironically, Chris’ first drawing of Sonic had, you guessed it, blue arms.
Sonic Boom Protests by not a normal man December 19, 2024