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Chicken jockey

1. An extremely rare mob in Minecraft that consists of a baby zombie riding a chicken. Has a 0.25% chance of spawning in a chicken-free environment, and a 0.4875% chance of spawning when there is chickens.

2. A phrase with the power to turn movie theaters across America into active war zones.

Steve: Chicken jockey!
Crowd: Screaming, throwing popcorn, bringing in live chickens

by not a normal man May 12, 2025

Chicken jockey

1. A mob in Minecraft which is a baby zombie riding a chicken. It is extremely rare.
2. A phrase which can turn a previously calm movie theater into a veritable war zone. When jack black said it in the Minecraft Movie, everyone lost their minds. At one point, someone brought a real chicken into the theater for this one scene.

Jack Black: Chicken jockey!
Movie theater: Screaming, throwing popcorn/slushies/toilet paper, setting off fireworks, jumping/running around

by not a normal man April 16, 2025

America's Pants

Mexico. References the fact that it's geographically directly below the USA. Similar to America's hat, the term for Canada.

Canada: America's hat
Mexico: America's pants

by not a normal man April 10, 2025

Chris Chan

The Voldemort of Wikipedia.

I edited Chris Chan into wikipedia. My edit was deleted in 2 seconds.

by not a normal man March 6, 2025

Leo Luster

Bluster kong's ultimate form

I'm Leo Luster, pow! I'm where it's at
I'm a far-out happening cat, uh!
I'm Leo Luster, baby I'm a trip!
Man it hurts to be this hip!

by not a normal man February 12, 2025

cesspool

Youtube Kids.

With the advent of elsagate and the blocking of comments on all animations, Youtube kids is a prime example of a cesspool. Who fucking ASKED for this?!?!

by not a normal man December 23, 2024

Sonic Boom Protests

The Sonic Boom Protests were a series of protests against how in Sonic Boom, Sonic had blue arms. Yes, really. The protests were done by Christian Weston Chandler, better known as Chris Chan. What he did was he went to GameStop and vandalized the Sonic Boom posters in order to make Sonic’s arms tan. When he was asked to stop, he said “Don’t call anybody!” and maced an employee. Because GameStop workers definitely programmed the games and made Sonic’s arms tan, Chris.

He also attempted to get people to boycott the game, thinking others were pissed about the arm color change. However, only weens joined him.

Ironically, Chris’ first drawing of Sonic had, you guessed it, blue arms.

What was the point of the Sonic Boom Protests? Lowkey Sonic looks better with blue arms.

by not a normal man December 19, 2024