not a gay person (DylanH)'s definitions

dutch blonde

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.

i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

juul

he likes apple and he swallows so hard... only blonde dutch girls like him

he's such a juul

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

selfie

when someone have just as much brain cells as chromosomes!

a selfie is dumb

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

appletism

when autism and apple collide.... mostly the case with blonde girls...

person 1: dude.. he has an apple phone
person 2: and autism
person 3: such an appletism man!

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

apple

synonim for fucky fucky sucky sucky

apple swallows

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

damy

synonim for brick

that house is build ofdamys

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

apple

worse company to have ever excisted. all isheep swallow a lot of pumpkin pie. apple is such a bad company they pay their workers with dildo's!

apple swallows dildo's

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018