a bold one

general Kenobi

General grievous: general Kenobi, you are a bold one

by not a crusty crab February 27, 2019

over the hills, far away

telletubbies come to play

over the hills, far away. telletubbies come to play

by not a crusty crab November 07, 2018

what are frogs

to this day, mulder still doesn't know what they are

"what are frogs, mulder?"

by not a crusty crab November 09, 2018

patrick

a person who is in fact, not a crusty crab

anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*

another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*

a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*

patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"

by not a crusty crab April 18, 2018

rejuvenique

a creepy face mask, that supposedly does what ten sit-ups would do for your body for your face

guy 1: have you heard of this product called the rejuvenique
guy 2: yeah, that mask looks very, very creepy

by not a crusty crab June 21, 2018