Poo-off

Found in office bathrooms, it's when at least two cubicles are occupied- but no one wants to shit first. The stalemate is only broken when a diversion noise has been created, eg. a hand drier or another toilet flushing.

GUY 1: Man, you missed the meeting!

GUY 2: Sorry, I was in the middle of a Poo-off.

by northern Queensland August 01, 2008

Shiss

When urinating takes as long as defecating.

Dude...have you been laying some cables?

Nah....I just had a shiss

by northern Queensland August 01, 2008