yell’sing

Is when your a xxl sweaty meat eater wearing a green pocket tshirt swarmed with gnats driving your junky van eating tons of chickfila singing louder than any human should thinking your neil young mixed with cindy lauper but all your doing is yell’singing

#yell’sing

Wow did you see that jerk yell’sing while trying to get dirt out his eye

by no roads March 22, 2021

Biscuit thiqq

Biscuit thiqq. He just thiqq.

Have you seen Biscuit? Biscuit thiqq!

by no roads October 17, 2020

gravy skid

when your at dxl and the big back worker bends over for no reason in front of you and his massive brown greasy skidmark makes your lunch start to come back out, then his little head turns back an makes eye contact and then you realize its some kind of public fecal fascination

i was shopping at dxl and i needed help finding some shoes and the employee was eager to assist, then he bent over and turned his big back my way as he bent over to show everyone his poop lined gravy skid down the crack of his britches

by no roads March 08, 2025

MEATSCARF

LARGE SWOLLEN TUBULAR NECK BAGS UNDER A PERSONS CHIN AND TO THE SIDES . FILLED WITH THE EXTRA CALORIES THEY GORGE UPON

INSTEAD OF INSULTING THEIR EMOTIONS BY ASKING WHY THEIR NECK IS SO INCREDIBLY FAT, YOU CAN SAY "THATS QUITE A NICE MEATSCARF"

by no roads January 19, 2025