bake off

A competition to see who can get more baked, i.e. who can smoke more weed.
Person 1: Holy shitt dude, this is my 29th bowl.... ive reached the plateau i think, can't do this bake off anymore..

Person 2: Stop being such a puss! I'm on my 69 bowl and I ain't even buzzed yet! *passes out*
by nirvana4lf December 27, 2008
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gnardook

A gnarly dookie, aka a fatty shit, aka a large fecal excretion. Often times it is a result of eating too much food. It can also be the result of having problems such as Irritable Bowel Syndrome or Lactose Intolerance.
Person 1: Dude i just took a huge ass gnardook
Person 2: Use some fuckin' febreeze, it smells like you shat out a rotting gerbel carcus!
by nirvana4lf December 02, 2010
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cigshit

v. to take a shit after one smokes a cigarette and feels the urge to do so.

n. the act of shitting after getting the urge to do so from a cigarette
v. After smoking some cigarettes, Jake was taking a cigshit in the bathroom already.

n. Man, I have to go take a cigshit after smoking all that.
by nirvana4lf April 28, 2007
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ball clap

ball clapping is when your nuts hit right between your dick and your ass. usually makes a loud noise when hitting, especially when sweaty! Tends to happen during sexual intrercorse, and when jacking off.
When I was screwing this hot chick, I could hear my balls clapping!!!
by nirvana4lf January 23, 2005
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psilotrip

(SAI-lo-trip)

verb - to shroom, as in tripping on magical mushrooms that contain psilocybin and psilocin.

noun - a trip induced by such a mushroom.
verb - I was psilotripping so hard after eating a quad of shrooms!

noun - That was the most insane psilotrip ever!
by nirvana4lf August 27, 2009
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jewmo

a jew that is emo.

jew + emo = jewmo
Oran: I hate my life.
Sam: wtf dude youre becoming such a jewmo.
Oran: oh shit its shabbat. i have to go light candles. with my sad sad self. bye.
by nirvana4lf September 14, 2005
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camel hump

1. guy version of a camel toe, when your cock can be seen from your shorts.
2. when someone comes up behind you and shoves their knee up your ass.
1. Dude! You're penis is sticking out of your pants!!! That's a sick camel hump!

2. You fucker! Stop camel humping me!
by nirvana4lf June 06, 2005
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