nirvana4lf's definitions

thizz faced

When you are pail, have very dilated pupils, and probably are sweaty/smelly from rolling at a rave for 8 hours. You cant help but bite on every bitable object in sight and theres no way you're falling asleep for the next few hours. You are clearly fucked up!

Person 1: Wow, I'm rolling balls!
Person 2: Dude, you are completely thizz faced, you smelly etard!

by nirvana4lf December 26, 2008

camel hump

1. guy version of a camel toe, when your cock can be seen from your shorts.
2. when someone comes up behind you and shoves their knee up your ass.

1. Dude! You're penis is sticking out of your pants!!! That's a sick camel hump!

2. You fucker! Stop camel humping me!

by nirvana4lf June 13, 2005

bake off

A competition to see who can get more baked, i.e. who can smoke more weed.

Person 1: Holy shitt dude, this is my 29th bowl.... ive reached the plateau i think, can't do this bake off anymore..

Person 2: Stop being such a puss! I'm on my 69 bowl and I ain't even buzzed yet! *passes out*

by nirvana4lf December 27, 2008

poterance

Pot + Tolerance = Poterance. One's tolerance to the drug Marijuana, which increases after continual use.

Man, after eating those firecrackers, my poterance shot up like crazy!

by nirvana4lf December 13, 2006

cigshit

v. to take a shit after one smokes a cigarette and feels the urge to do so.

n. the act of shitting after getting the urge to do so from a cigarette

v. After smoking some cigarettes, Jake was taking a cigshit in the bathroom already.

n. Man, I have to go take a cigshit after smoking all that.

by nirvana4lf May 8, 2007

ball clap

ball clapping is when your nuts hit right between your dick and your ass. usually makes a loud noise when hitting, especially when sweaty! Tends to happen during sexual intrercorse, and when jacking off.

When I was screwing this hot chick, I could hear my balls clapping!!!

by nirvana4lf January 22, 2005

meat rope

a horse's penis

it is a very long and quite retractable. when it extends, its over a foot long, and when it retracts, its nothing. it actually goes back inside the horse's body.

Jason and Spencer touched the meat rope (which looked like it had cuts on it) while Sam and Jordan laughed outside of the horse pen.

by nirvana4lf April 17, 2006