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Hoffensetz
A last name, usually referring to a whiny and annoying species of human. The Hoffensetz clan is usually quite gullible, and also on the diminutive side of the height scale. They enjoy swearing to release pent-up emotions, and, having such high-strung emotions, are easily startled. The females of the Hoffensetz's are rude and disrespectful to figures of authority
A sighting of the elusive Hoffensetz female is not uncommon in such places as high schools, Starbucks, and is usually occupied with a device known as a "cellphone"
Hoffensetz by nik the one March 4, 2019
nik the one
One who would be described as utterly amazing in every way. a person who will make you feel like you're worth a million bucks just by taking you to McDonalds or a book store. Nik is as chill as a cucumber, dependable, & never runs out of things to talk about. he knows countless beaches that most people don't even know of & is the best guy you will ever meet.
Boyfriend: Baby, why you actin' like that?
Girlfriend: You don't treat me right. I deserve better.
Boyfriend: So what, you're gonna go find yourself a nik the one?
Girlfriend: Damn right.
Girlfriend: You don't treat me right. I deserve better.
Boyfriend: So what, you're gonna go find yourself a nik the one?
Girlfriend: Damn right.
nik the one by nik the one November 15, 2017