Definitions by nick246

Dirty Decker

The act of puking your guts out in a bath tub and/or garbage can while dropping a massive duce at the same time

After many long hours of drinking, we found Jon pulling a dirty decker in the 3rd floor bathroom.

the act of knocking someone on their ass and proceding to whip out your pecker and piss all over the person as a sign of major disrespect.

Jon was so pissed of at the junkyard attendant for not having a brand new fuel injector that he took a running start at him and gave him a nice kalb.

kalb by nick246 July 24, 2008