5 definitions by nick1644

girlie belt

A belt worn by a heterosexual male that really ought to be worn by a female.

Check out that dude's girlie belt. Did he buy it in the juniors section?

by nick1644 January 24, 2008

Giving a man sexual pleasure by inserting an object into his urethra.

You got any pipe cleaners around here? I'm going to give you a cock fucking you won't soon forget.

by nick1644 January 30, 2008

Giving a man sexual pleasure by inserting an object into his urethra.

You got any pipe cleaners around here? I'm going to give you a cock fucking you won't soon forget.

by nick1644 January 30, 2008

Someone who is so far in the closet, the bedroom closet won't let him in. He has to do all his homosexual activities in the hallway coat closet.

I don't even know if he knows he's gay. He's a total coat muncher.

by nick1644 January 8, 2008

I can't believe the wife let me have sparta sex last night. Ow, my back.

by nick1644 January 10, 2008