african volleyball

verb.
The art of David Sterns' NBA where black millionaires are encouraged to entertain their white owners by jumping and tapping the basketball around until one of them is able to dunk. Jump shooters need not apply.

man 1 "Did you catch the Knicks vs. the Bulls last night?"

man 2 "Yeah, but after the first bricked jump shot it turned into african volleyball so I shut it off."

by Nick Bockwinkle April 13, 2008

rollercoaster jones

A person that has the innate ability to blow a lead no matter how many runs you are up.

"Did you see rollercoaster jones blow that save last night?"

"Yeah, I fucking hate Todd Jones!"

by Nick Bockwinkle April 01, 2008

salty alarm clock

The act of blowing your load in your' still sleeping girlfriends eye.

"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bitch was still sleeping, basically begging for the salty alarm clock."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 31, 2008