nick bockwinkle's definitions

salty alarm clock

The act of blowing your load in your' still sleeping girlfriends eye.

"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bitch was still sleeping, basically begging for the salty alarm clock."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008

NHL '93

The greatest hockey game ever created for the Sega Genesis.

"Dude, last night on NHL '93 I made Gretzky bleed on the ice, and took the Whalers' to the cup!"

by Nick Bockwinkle December 9, 2008

Beautiful

N. word desribing the ideal woman. Good looks, sense of humor, pretty much perfect. In otherwords, just look up Asians.

me:"Wow that woman is beautiful."
brian:"Yeah, she's asian."

by Nick Bockwinkle April 1, 2008