gordo

someone who masterbates to foot porn, also someone with no friends

Last night dan pulled a gordo to mimi from drew carey's feet

by nick December 13, 2004

woodle

a male genitalia

super woodle smack!!!!!!

by nick April 29, 2004

uber

abnormaly large and overwhelming, often used in positive form, known to be linked with the unnatural

I saw an uber flying rabbit, it was uberly awesome, its wings were covered in fairy dust as it flew over the dolphin hippies and dropped its evil curtain bombs on them

by Nick April 30, 2003

doll

term of greeting for stars of silver stairwells and red eyed carpet tiles; approved by homosexualists everywhere; see mox

pass us that emma bunting, doll

by nick February 12, 2005

franny

Invented by Nick S., it was the result of a typo while he was typing "granny"; accidentally misplacing the 'g' with an 'f'. Originally meant to mean "fat granny", it was horribly distorted and now basically means anything. It also spawned "fat language", in which the user replaces the beginning or middle set of letters with an 'fr'.

Franny>>

"Whoa, watch out for the franny down the street!"

"Shut your franny!"

*Fat Language>>

retard > fretard
fantastic > frantastic
muffin > fruffin
cheese > freese (..you get the point..)

by Nick May 13, 2004

Tongue

One who has an ultimate appreciation of cock. Also known for being found naked in public places.

Simple - Tounge loves the cock.

by Nick June 19, 2005

f.u.c.a.

acronym; fat upper cunt area

Look at the stomach on her; she has one huge f.u.c.a.

by Nick January 29, 2005