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snits

n. Informal,(snitz) a person who is really irritating, from the informal snit, a state of agitation or irritation.
Origin unknown.
This word needs a shwa you snits. Why are there no shwas?

Hey shitlicker, you are such a snits. Would you stop bugging me!
by nick December 28, 2005
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FFP

acronym for 'fat fucking pig'
born from alternate lyrics to the Van Halen song 'Beautifil Girl' when drunk in a strip club at 2am...

Typically used to describe a girl that is slightly overweight and looks slutty or slightly dirty or dumpy. The type of girl that many guys would say that they would not do, but everyone knows that most guys would givel the chance.
All I need is a fat fucking pig beautiful girl.
Ah, yeah! Fat fucking pig Beautiful girl.
by Nick April 15, 2004
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breasticles

n. Very round breasts that are attached to a woman with a neck and head resembling a shaft and penis head.
"Hey Phil did you see the breasticles on that chick, I bet she could shove her upper torso into a female elephants vagina and the female elephant would be completley fooled into thinking it was a real male elephant penis"
by Nick March 29, 2004
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Ible

(adj.)
Clever but lazy.
by Nick March 28, 2003
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diesel

Northern term for Nasty, a minging student drink made of lager, cider and blackcurrant. See also Nasty
I got battered on Diesel last night
by Nick May 21, 2004
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Gignog

(n.)
Someone who, through the injudicious application of alcohol, is now a great deal less funny than he thinks he is.
by Nick March 28, 2003
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meeting

An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.

The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:

1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".

2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.

I know - I will call a meeting!
by Nick July 22, 2004
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