neologising punk's definitions

trajizztory

the distance jizz flies and the arc it describes

i was masturbating and when i came the trajizztory was poor and it landed in my eye. ouch.

by neologising punk January 19, 2014

UDA

Unknown digital associate

i was chatting with dave on a f/b thread the other day and one of his friends joined in. Another UDA!

by neologising punk April 1, 2012

spoot

a descriptive term for the amount of ejaculate that is blown after previuosly having had a (generally male) orgasm.

i had a wank but wasn't satisfied. on round 2 i just went SPOOT!

by neologising punk July 15, 2009