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An emoticon or symbol meant to illustrate the action of gagging oneself in response to a status update or statement that is too cheesy, disgusting, offensive, overly happy, self-aggrandizing, etc. Can also be used to represent throwing up a little in your mouth.
Jill: I love my life sooo much...I have the best boyfriend ever, my job rules and my friends are amazing!
Jack: Makes me want to gag myself. *insert bulimicon*
Jack: Happiness is a grateful spirit, an optimistic attitude, and a heart full of love.
Jill: *insert bulimicon* Think I just threw up in my mouth a little...
Jack: Makes me want to gag myself. *insert bulimicon*
Jack: Happiness is a grateful spirit, an optimistic attitude, and a heart full of love.
Jill: *insert bulimicon* Think I just threw up in my mouth a little...
by nearly civilized January 5, 2010
Get the Bulimiconmug. John (status update): Good morning world!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!
by nearly civilized November 17, 2011
Get the self-postermug. A devastating social disorder where a person wants to achieve celebrity without any work. Symptoms present themselves in: the desire to be famous (or becoming famous) for doing absolutely nothing, entitlement issues, excessive Twitter activity; amassing an army of facebook friends for no particular purpose (i.e. showingcasing one's art, reel, portfolio, etc.) other than to garner attention. The sufferer is often deluded by the idea that one can be "made" a celebrity if enough people follow or friend them. Other signs of the disorder can include creating and/or "leaking" your own sex tape, public photos without underwear, inability to form or maintain genuine relationships, the title of "socialite", and rich parents who might have actually accomplished something in their lifetime.
Dr. Kibblesauce: Celebritism is becoming rampant among today's youth...a crippling disorder my research shows to have originated with Paris Hilton and mutated in Kim Kardashian. It is also closely associated with Los Angelism.
John (on Twitter): Yay! I'm up to 3442 friends on facebook!
Jane: Dude, you gotta tone down the celebritism...you only know 42 of them!
Meg (tweeting about her dog): Apparently Cherie's surgery went really well. (Thank goodness!!) She's in recovery now. #getwellsooncherie
Guy: Who the fu©k cares?? God, I wanna smack that bitch then go eat a cheeseburger.
John (on Twitter): Yay! I'm up to 3442 friends on facebook!
Jane: Dude, you gotta tone down the celebritism...you only know 42 of them!
Meg (tweeting about her dog): Apparently Cherie's surgery went really well. (Thank goodness!!) She's in recovery now. #getwellsooncherie
Guy: Who the fu©k cares?? God, I wanna smack that bitch then go eat a cheeseburger.
by nearly civilized February 21, 2011
Get the Celebritismmug. Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.
A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.
A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.
Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.
John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.
John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!
by nearly civilized February 18, 2010
Get the A Momentary Lapse of Penismug. Jill (commenting on Jim's status): OMG, you really did that this weekend?
Jill (commenting again before anyone else has commented): Pardon me for being a double-poster, but I so need to go there!
Janet (commenting on a forum thread): Guys are such dicks.
Janet (commenting again when no one else has posted in between): Did I mention we just broke up? Sorry to be a double-poster
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Jane (on Jill's status update): I can't stand Jack, he's so self-obsessed...and such a double-poster!
Jill (commenting again before anyone else has commented): Pardon me for being a double-poster, but I so need to go there!
Janet (commenting on a forum thread): Guys are such dicks.
Janet (commenting again when no one else has posted in between): Did I mention we just broke up? Sorry to be a double-poster
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Jane (on Jill's status update): I can't stand Jack, he's so self-obsessed...and such a double-poster!
by nearly civilized November 17, 2011
Get the double-postermug. Jane: Want to meet me at Starbucks® for a latte?
John: No thanks, the Starbots make me nervous.
Jim, to Janet: Is that your 4th macchiato today?! Don't be such a Starbot!
Julie: God, I just love my mocha frappuccino®!
Jason: Get some taste, Starbucks® is the Walmart® of coffee. Fucking Starbots.
John: No thanks, the Starbots make me nervous.
Jim, to Janet: Is that your 4th macchiato today?! Don't be such a Starbot!
Julie: God, I just love my mocha frappuccino®!
Jason: Get some taste, Starbucks® is the Walmart® of coffee. Fucking Starbots.
by nearly civilized October 17, 2010
Get the Starbotsmug. An orchestrated attempt by one person, or often many, to get someone to seek professional help with an addiction. Similar to a drug intervention, but the addict is hooked on vagina instead of alcohol or drugs.
John: I go out with a different girl every night, sometimes two or three...it's affecting my work and relationships. I'm exhausted all the time. I feel like a big man whore. I can't stop myself but I can't go on like this either!
Jane: I think we need to stage an intervagtion and get you some help.
Tim: Man, I wish I was like John...all that attention from girls, getting laid all the time. So pimp.
Jim: Be careful what you wish for. I heard his friends and family pulled an intervagtion on him last week. Now he's kickin' it with Dr. Drew in sex rehab.
Jane: I think we need to stage an intervagtion and get you some help.
Tim: Man, I wish I was like John...all that attention from girls, getting laid all the time. So pimp.
Jim: Be careful what you wish for. I heard his friends and family pulled an intervagtion on him last week. Now he's kickin' it with Dr. Drew in sex rehab.
by nearly civilized February 23, 2011
Get the Intervagtionmug.