12 definition by nearly civilized

Someone who comments on their own comments in a social networking environment.
John (status update): Good morning world!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!
by nearly civilized November 17, 2011

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Mindless robots that frequent Starbucks® coffee shops.
Jane: Want to meet me at Starbucks® for a latte?
John: No thanks, the Starbots make me nervous.

Jim, to Janet: Is that your 4th macchiato today?! Don't be such a Starbot!

Julie: God, I just love my mocha frappuccino®!
Jason: Get some taste, Starbucks® is the Walmart® of coffee. Fucking Starbots.
by nearly civilized October 15, 2010

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Similar to a blackout (alcohol related amnesia), except the temporary amnesia is caused by vagina, rather than alcohol or drugs. The primary symptoms of a pinkout are poor judgment and bad decision making.
John: Dude, next thing I knew all her stuff was moved in to my apartment! I don't even remember saying ok to that! I must've been in a pinkout or something...

James: I have no idea what she put up there...she was so hot, I would've done anything. She's a pinkout inducing machine!
by nearly civilized November 07, 2011

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Someone who comments twice in a row in a thread, in a social networking or forum environment.
Jill (commenting on Jim's status): OMG, you really did that this weekend?
Jill (commenting again before anyone else has commented): Pardon me for being a double-poster, but I so need to go there!

Janet (commenting on a forum thread): Guys are such dicks.
Janet (commenting again when no one else has posted in between): Did I mention we just broke up? Sorry to be a double-poster
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Jane (on Jill's status update): I can't stand Jack, he's so self-obsessed...and such a double-poster!
by nearly civilized November 17, 2011

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An orchestrated attempt by one person, or often many, to get someone to seek professional help with an addiction. Similar to a drug intervention, but the addict is hooked on vagina instead of alcohol or drugs.
John: I go out with a different girl every night, sometimes two or three...it's affecting my work and relationships. I'm exhausted all the time. I feel like a big man whore. I can't stop myself but I can't go on like this either!
Jane: I think we need to stage an intervagtion and get you some help.

Tim: Man, I wish I was like John...all that attention from girls, getting laid all the time. So pimp.
Jim: Be careful what you wish for. I heard his friends and family pulled an intervagtion on him last week. Now he's kickin' it with Dr. Drew in sex rehab.
by nearly civilized February 02, 2011

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