Urban Dictionary: Definitions by naughty nikki

craufting

When you laugh and cry at the same time.

Omg I was so drunk I fell on the bar stool and

Hit my ass so hard that I was craufting.

A huge ass requiring its own plot of land

Did you see that ass plot over there its got its own zip code.

Quickly washing your privates under running bath water for a minute but not taking full bath or shower.

Crap im running late from work no time to shower before my hot date. I think I will just take a quick whores bath in case we have sex.

I let this dude invade my hot pocket with his rrocket