naughty nikki's definitions

craufting

When you laugh and cry at the same time.

Omg I was so drunk I fell on the bar stool and

Hit my ass so hard that I was craufting.

by naughty nikki May 11, 2014

whores bath

Quickly washing your privates under running bath water for a minute but not taking full bath or shower.

Crap im running late from work no time to shower before my hot date. I think I will just take a quick whores bath in case we have sex.

by naughty nikki December 30, 2013

hot pocket

A women's vagina.

I let this dude invade my hot pocket with his rrocket

by naughty nikki December 29, 2013

ass plot

A huge ass requiring its own plot of land

Did you see that ass plot over there its got its own zip code.

by naughty nikki March 1, 2014