Ads

Satan`s way of torturing us on Earth

I kept on getting ads every fucking time I logged into something and they made me depressed

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

Sonic drowning

The music that would give you a fucking panic attack in the original Sonic The Hedgehog game. I never even fucking played the game and it freaked me out. Imagine playing it.

Sonic drowning fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

by nabrU yranoitciD January 22, 2020

Will to live

Something I don`t have.

Me: I have no will to live
Friend: Why?
Me: Because Fortnite players are everywhere I turn
Friend: Fair enough

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

I hate school

The thing that literally every kid in the world thinks in their heads.

Man I hate school. Fuck everybody there. Especially the teachers.

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

Nerd

An insult given to people who are absolute geniuses and will save our asses one day

when the world is ending a nerd is gonna be the one to save our asses

by nabrU yranoitciD January 15, 2020

Word

The thing that pops up when your about to add a definition but you haven`t typed anything yet.

"Teachers think that their using words to teach us but in reality they are just saying "ERVJIEUCHFGJLFDKLFRFYNGKXDBCNJDLJKBCNJFGFTGRHTRGY"

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

Golf

The worlds biggest pile of shit and takes up so much land just to smack a ball with a stick when all that land could go to something fucking useful.

Man golfing sucks. Why not use all that land for fucking stores and houses and shit.

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020