mysticklemom's definitions
Similar to, "Irish Confetti," but instead of rocks and sticks being used as projectiles in a rebellious protest, the projectiles consist of feces and buckets of piss.
When they were publicly protesting the taxes on city water-pipes, Angus and his crew got so wound-up that they threw Scottish Confetti towards the Governor's podium; can someone please go bail them out?
by mysticklemom February 13, 2021
Get the Scottish Confettimug. Freshly-minted college drop-outs using their trust-fund money to startup or over-buy obscure cryptocurrency so that they have a reason to apply their brilliant naming-skills to something other than new weed strains.
Bae: Who's renting the beach house this weekend?
Bae-Bae: Oh, the usual group of Yawntrepreneurs celebrating an up-week on their latest Gap, "Dog-E-Dawg-Coin;" it topped five bucks a piece on the crypto-markets, for three weeks in a row.
Bae: But they're paying us in U.S. Dollars, right?
Bae-Bae: Oh, the usual group of Yawntrepreneurs celebrating an up-week on their latest Gap, "Dog-E-Dawg-Coin;" it topped five bucks a piece on the crypto-markets, for three weeks in a row.
Bae: But they're paying us in U.S. Dollars, right?
by mysticklemom April 23, 2021
Get the Yawntrepreneursmug. Hyper-sensitive people who become offended on behalf of others... for fictional fantasies and futuristic, "what ifs..."
Snowflakes insult the intelligence of those who they become offended FOR;
because snowflakes refuse to allow anyone to speak-up for themselves on issues that the snowflake has absolutely ZERO personal connection to.
They just love to nit-pick details and be nasty-bitches, and any slight, no matter how harmless, will do.
Snowflakes insult the intelligence of those who they become offended FOR;
because snowflakes refuse to allow anyone to speak-up for themselves on issues that the snowflake has absolutely ZERO personal connection to.
They just love to nit-pick details and be nasty-bitches, and any slight, no matter how harmless, will do.
by mysticklemom October 30, 2018
Get the Snoflakemug. Old-school, condescending, dismissive, adage as an excuse for, "Wisdom;" hiding the fact that an old person never actually learned anything for their entire life.
Don't bother asking him anything, he'll just rattle off a triflin'-trope and then call you a,"stupid millennial."
by mysticklemom November 11, 2018
Get the Triflin'-Tropemug. The process that clean drinking water undergoes from the time that it rains and flows into the ocean, through our own bodies, as it's natural cycle.
We're doing a river clean-up festival with music, picnics, and pick-ups (litter); a whole Cloud-to-Table demonstration for Earth Day 2021 - can you please bring your guitar for a jam sesh during the festivities?
by mysticklemom April 17, 2021
Get the Cloud-to-Tablemug.