Cloud-to-Table

The process that clean drinking water undergoes from the time that it rains and flows into the ocean, through our own bodies, as it's natural cycle.
We're doing a river clean-up festival with music, picnics, and pick-ups (litter); a whole Cloud-to-Table demonstration for Earth Day 2021 - can you please bring your guitar for a jam sesh during the festivities?
by mysticklemom April 17, 2021
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Snoflake

Hyper-sensitive people who become offended on behalf of others... for fictional fantasies and futuristic, "what ifs..."

Snowflakes insult the intelligence of those who they become offended FOR;

because snowflakes refuse to allow anyone to speak-up for themselves on issues that the snowflake has absolutely ZERO personal connection to.

They just love to nit-pick details and be nasty-bitches, and any slight, no matter how harmless, will do.
We had to cancel Halloween this year when a Snoflake complained that EVERY costume was offensive
by mysticklemom October 30, 2018
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Triflin'-Trope

Old-school, condescending, dismissive, adage as an excuse for, "Wisdom;" hiding the fact that an old person never actually learned anything for their entire life.
Don't bother asking him anything, he'll just rattle off a triflin'-trope and then call you a,"stupid millennial."
by mysticklemom November 11, 2018
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Yawntrepreneurs

Freshly-minted college drop-outs using their trust-fund money to startup or over-buy obscure cryptocurrency so that they have a reason to apply their brilliant naming-skills to something other than new weed strains.
Bae: Who's renting the beach house this weekend?

Bae-Bae: Oh, the usual group of Yawntrepreneurs celebrating an up-week on their latest Gap, "Dog-E-Dawg-Coin;" it topped five bucks a piece on the crypto-markets, for three weeks in a row.

Bae: But they're paying us in U.S. Dollars, right?
by mysticklemom April 23, 2021
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Screen-Breaking

When you unplug, eactivate your social media accounts, and disappear for a three-day weekend/holiday.
During quarantine, your Screen-Breaking options are Scrabble and homemade sushi, but we're planning a group camping trip for summer Screen-Breaking.
by mysticklemom April 27, 2020
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