Definitions by mysticklemom
Screen-Breaking
When you unplug, eactivate your social media accounts, and disappear for a three-day weekend/holiday.
During quarantine, your Screen-Breaking options are Scrabble and homemade sushi, but we're planning a group camping trip for summer Screen-Breaking.
Screen-Breaking by mysticklemom April 27, 2020
Smuggles
People who have so much money that they can smile warmly while explaining in the most kind, condescending way how they're going to fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Betsy DeVos, one of the President's favorite Smuggles, will take away taxpayer money to fund public schools and give it to her private-school-owning-friends, so that your kid can work for her friends' kid, and make her friend's kid rich.
Smuggles by mysticklemom January 18, 2019
Comfort-Junkie
A person who claims to be your friend, but who refuses to do anything to help you when you ask;
A fair-weather friend who makes weak excuses when you need help with a two-or-more-person job.
A fair-weather friend who makes weak excuses when you need help with a two-or-more-person job.
Even though everyone comes to my house to eat, hang-out, and party; when I needed help painting the kitchen, the comfort-junkies were all busy playing video games and watching movies, to pick up a paintbrush or roller for five minutes.
Comfort-Junkie by mysticklemom November 14, 2018
Triflin'-Trope
Old-school, condescending, dismissive, adage as an excuse for, "Wisdom;" hiding the fact that an old person never actually learned anything for their entire life.
Don't bother asking him anything, he'll just rattle off a triflin'-trope and then call you a,"stupid millennial."
Triflin'-Trope by mysticklemom November 11, 2018
Snoflake
Hyper-sensitive people who become offended on behalf of others... for fictional fantasies and futuristic, "what ifs..."
Snowflakes insult the intelligence of those who they become offended FOR;
because snowflakes refuse to allow anyone to speak-up for themselves on issues that the snowflake has absolutely ZERO personal connection to.
They just love to nit-pick details and be nasty-bitches, and any slight, no matter how harmless, will do.
Snowflakes insult the intelligence of those who they become offended FOR;
because snowflakes refuse to allow anyone to speak-up for themselves on issues that the snowflake has absolutely ZERO personal connection to.
They just love to nit-pick details and be nasty-bitches, and any slight, no matter how harmless, will do.
Snoflake by mysticklemom October 30, 2018