mysterious_writa's definitions

Friends Forever

Something that doesn't exist

She said friends forever before... but now we hate each other's guts with passion

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Diamonds

Known as girls' best friend

Girl: Honey can you buy that diamond ring for me?
Mike: No!
Girl: Cheapass povo SOB!

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Dogs

Known as Boy's best friend

Girl: Why do you always spend time with that dog for?
Mike: He's my best friend.
Girl: Oh yeah, i forgot you two are both son of bitches

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Messenger

Best invention ever invented

Mike: Whats MSN Messenger?
Girl: Just go fuck yourself

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

S.O.B

Shorthand for the phrase 'Son Of a Bitch' (A.K.A Mike)

Girl: Mike why do you always have to be a SOB?
Mike: What's that?
Girl: Sorry forgot dogs don't speak english...

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Hell

Where Mike belongs...

Girl: Mike go to hell!
Mike: I don't know how

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004