13 definitions by mysterious_writa

Dogs

Known as Boy's best friend

Girl: Why do you always spend time with that dog for?
Mike: He's my best friend.
Girl: Oh yeah, i forgot you two are both son of bitches

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

One eyed Snake

The long object between the male's legs. The long is usually the better

Shit that one eyes snake is long!

God Go the Snake!!! *moans*

by mysterious_writa October 25, 2004

Messenger

Best invention ever invented

Mike: Whats MSN Messenger?
Girl: Just go fuck yourself

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Mom

Another way of writing 'mum'. A woman who screams at you all day and night for not doing your chores (and the woman is not your wife)

Mom, stop screaming at me!

by mysterious_writa September 26, 2004

Diamonds

Known as girls' best friend

Girl: Honey can you buy that diamond ring for me?
Mike: No!
Girl: Cheapass povo SOB!

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Hell

Where Mike belongs...

Girl: Mike go to hell!
Mike: I don't know how

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004