Diamonds

Known as girls' best friend

Girl: Honey can you buy that diamond ring for me?
Mike: No!
Girl: Cheapass povo SOB!

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Heartbroken

The feeling you get after you realise there is no real love in the world... at least not for you anywayz

I was heartbroken after i found out he was only using me...

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

DM

Dance Mania; game that is too good

Lets go and play DM together

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Dogs

Known as Boy's best friend

Girl: Why do you always spend time with that dog for?
Mike: He's my best friend.
Girl: Oh yeah, i forgot you two are both son of bitches

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Messenger

Best invention ever invented

Mike: Whats MSN Messenger?
Girl: Just go fuck yourself

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

S.O.B

Shorthand for the phrase 'Son Of a Bitch' (A.K.A Mike)

Girl: Mike why do you always have to be a SOB?
Mike: What's that?
Girl: Sorry forgot dogs don't speak english...

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004