S.O.B

Shorthand for the phrase 'Son Of a Bitch' (A.K.A Mike)

Girl: Mike why do you always have to be a SOB?
Mike: What's that?
Girl: Sorry forgot dogs don't speak english...

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Messenger

Best invention ever invented

Mike: Whats MSN Messenger?
Girl: Just go fuck yourself

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Granny

Another way of saying grandma/grandmother. The old woman who lives wif you and the only good thing comming out of her was your mum... and up until now you still can't figure out if that was a good thing or not...

Shut up grandma i heard you the first time.

by mysterious_writa September 26, 2004

Mom

Another way of writing 'mum'. A woman who screams at you all day and night for not doing your chores (and the woman is not your wife)

Mom, stop screaming at me!

by mysterious_writa September 26, 2004

Hell

Where Mike belongs...

Girl: Mike go to hell!
Mike: I don't know how

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Diamonds

Known as girls' best friend

Girl: Honey can you buy that diamond ring for me?
Mike: No!
Girl: Cheapass povo SOB!

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004