3 definitions by myster twister

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A scary caffeinated drink that Mormon children are told to check their closets for before they go to bed.
Jimmy, if you're hiding Monster in there, you won't be allowed to participate in family game night for a week!
by myster twister November 29, 2009
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Device used to prep a woman for an orgy where multiple penetration is imminent.
Hey Lucy! Get the dynamite; seven of your friends are coming over
by myster twister November 28, 2009
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To insert a cylindrical piece of meat into the anus and then proceed to strike it violently so that it vibrates back and forth
I told you not to befuddle your sister when we have company.
by myster twister November 28, 2009
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