6 definitions by myonic
How has your life come to this? Millions and Millions of evolution, Hard labor from ancestors, near world destroying events, and yet here you are deciding to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but then you realized you FORGOT THE B. did you expect another definition about being bored at school or whatever-the-fuck? No. Those are overused. INSTEAD I'M USING THIS AS AN OUTLET TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION FOR THE LETTER B. IMAGINE HOW LIFE WOULD BE WITHOUT THE EXISTANCE OF B. YOU STUPID ITCH
you: cliticky clakity im going to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvnm
your closet demon: you fucking dumbass! you forgot the B!
you: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA-ADIDKW=-EAJ=-.A....A
your closet demon: you fucking dumbass! you forgot the B!
you: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA-ADIDKW=-EAJ=-.A....A
by myonic November 16, 2022
Wow, you made it! this is truly the definition of ultimate boredom. This happens by starting with W and going to the left downwards, and then going back to the one you didn't do. Punched it into google or any search engine and this where you ended up!
Jon: Man I've tried almost everything. Who keeps writing these on urban dictionary?
jack: Try, wsxqazrfvedcyhntgbik,ujmp;/ol.
jon: thanks!
jack: Try, wsxqazrfvedcyhntgbik,ujmp;/ol.
jon: thanks!
by myonic November 10, 2022
Woah, you tried typing discord.com but moved a letter next to it. Congrats, you are either very tired or very bored.
by myonic November 16, 2022
A word so long and so rare, that only the people that truly don't have anything else will only write! Go read a book or something, or better yet stop procrastinating or pay attention to the class.
Hey! if you're bored you can still go for 4 letters instead of 3! No one hast taken it yet!
Hey! if you're bored you can still go for 4 letters instead of 3! No one hast taken it yet!
jon: Man my figure hurts after typing qqqwwweeerrrtttyyyuuuiiiooopppaaasssdddfffggghhhjjjkkklllzzzxxxcccvvvbbbnnnmmm
jake: wow that's long!
jake: wow that's long!
by myonic November 11, 2022
alright alright, let me guess you did a zig zag through the keyboard after the 10th or 20th variation? well maybe instead of paying attention to this obscure urban dictionary page you can use that attention to the teacher giving the class. Well, I guess if you're here I'll tell you a story to keep you interested.
In a big word, there's another even smaller world. An egg is in the middle of a dense forest. A hungry caterpillar emerges in a spectacular show. Even right out of the egg he extremely hungry, she consumes anything he can get his hands on. After eating sticks, rocks, and dirt they gets a bad stomach ache. She decides to slow down for a while. Then, he finds a leaf that just so happen to drop down from a tall tree. after eating it, he started getting sleepy.... he crawls up to a branch and makes himself a cocoon! after many weeks of hard work in there he emerges out as a beautiful butterfly! AND THEN I STOMPED HIM TO DEATH IN AN INSTANT. TERRORIZED HIS HOME TOWN AND TORTURED HIS FAMILY AWWAAPUOWRAU.
In a big word, there's another even smaller world. An egg is in the middle of a dense forest. A hungry caterpillar emerges in a spectacular show. Even right out of the egg he extremely hungry, she consumes anything he can get his hands on. After eating sticks, rocks, and dirt they gets a bad stomach ache. She decides to slow down for a while. Then, he finds a leaf that just so happen to drop down from a tall tree. after eating it, he started getting sleepy.... he crawls up to a branch and makes himself a cocoon! after many weeks of hard work in there he emerges out as a beautiful butterfly! AND THEN I STOMPED HIM TO DEATH IN AN INSTANT. TERRORIZED HIS HOME TOWN AND TORTURED HIS FAMILY AWWAAPUOWRAU.
jon: At this point I should stop... but let's see how many more urban dictionary pages were written!
jon: maybe zsedcvgyhnjik,lp;/ will work.
jack: you're going insane.
jon: maybe zsedcvgyhnjik,lp;/ will work.
jack: you're going insane.
by myonic November 10, 2022
when you skip 8 letters at a time to see what happens. Adventurer... I'm sorry to ask, but what's your goal at the end of this? you certainly won't get a prize or medal. I just feel we're both dumb people that has nothing better to do.
by myonic November 10, 2022