lag

An excuse that noob admins use to boot people who are better than them.

Player: "woot! I have 20 kills and only one death!"
Admin: I'm sorry sir, but im going to have to boot you because you're lagging

by Mycoplasma September 10, 2008

msdn

An online programmer's resource created by Microsoft; short for Microsoft Developer's Network.

MSDN is one of those things that works in theory, but not in practice.

by mycoplasma November 10, 2008

bsod

A security measure invented by Microsoft that protects your computer from viruses by making it freeze so you cant use the internet.

I was about to finish my tax return when BSOD came up. Thank God Microsoft protected me from the apparent virus that is turbotax!

by Mycoplasma September 11, 2008