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Wake and vape

Instead of wake and bake.

Why are you in such a good mood this morning?

Wake and vape.

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by my mAin Hack January 02, 2017

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Cannameds

Cannabis used for medical reasons. Can also be used playfully when referring to cannabis used for non-medical reasons.

Days since using cannameds: 11 days. Days since last panic attack: 11 days.

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by my mAin Hack December 20, 2016

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Did a Kanye

Have a psychotic break/episode.

I totally did a Kanye when someone first suggested to me that the world we live in is actually just a hologram.

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by my mAin Hack December 05, 2016

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Textbook Jockey

Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.

Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?

Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.

by my mAin Hack June 22, 2016

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