Definitions by my mAin Hack

High Level 

A phrase thrown around by directors to make themselves feel better than everyone else in the office.

Worker: What was that meeting about?
Director: All high level stuff, nothing you need to worry about.

High Level by my mAin Hack October 6, 2016

Put down the knife 

To go vegetarian or more specifically, vegan. Referring to the 2011 documentary 'Forks over knives' in which researchers explore the possibility that people changing their diets from animal-based to plant-based can help eliminate or control diseases like cancer and diabetes.

Girl 1: You are looking so good lately, what's your secret?

Girl 2: I put down the knife.

Put down the knife by my mAin Hack October 1, 2016

Textbook Jockey 

Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.

Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?

Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.

Textbook Jockey by my mAin Hack June 22, 2016

Dorkward 

To be awkward because you're such a fucking nerd.

When Sheldon from Big Bang attempts to use sarcasm. Dorkward.

Dorkward by my mAin Hack June 14, 2016