air and hair

going to the toilet and doing a big strong fart instead of a shit

home owner: hey bro what was that all about, i hope you dint mess up the toilet too bad
good friend grimacing: nah bra - just air and hair is all

by muffmirkin May 21, 2019

bumtar

what your mum would call "a wee jobbie in your knickers".

Mum: Lionel, how many times.... rinse if you have left a wee jobbie in your knickers
Lionel: Mum! bumtar is just another fact of life!

by muffmirkin November 13, 2020

Carol

what you call a Karen at Christmas

Carol: ok the turkey is dry again
Leon - goes out for cigarette.,..
Carol: oh great. fuck the bird and stink like shit!

by muffmirkin July 21, 2020

older days

not as long ago as the olden days

#1: I was listening to some Rhoda Dakar this morning - it was ok
#2: yeah she was better in the older days

by muffmirkin March 26, 2020

trepidacious

how a fuckwit says nervous

first person: oh gee you know I dont really think I want to jump..... the water is to far down
second person: dont be so fucking trepidacious all the time! just do something mad!!

by muffmirkin February 14, 2019