muffmirkin's definitions

orsome

a way of saying something is awesome but meaning it is some kind of shit

teacher: Right now.... everyone get out your science books and test tubes cos i am going to show you how science can be really awesome
student: oh yeah brah.... orsome

by muffmirkin October 27, 2018

olden daze

what you get when someone old gets confused or lost or otherwise not with the program

elderly customer: is this apple $1?
shopkeeper #1: what do you mean, you pay by the weight
shopkeeper #2: dont worry. just take the dollar and go with the olden daze

by muffmirkin January 6, 2020

whoreding

related to COVID-19 panic buying

geez mate, you didn't need to borrow my pick-up just to fill it full of toilet paper, noodles, pasta, mince meat and booze did you? now people are going to think its me whoreding. Now you better give me some of each!

by muffmirkin June 27, 2020

Carol

what you call a Karen at Christmas

Carol: ok the turkey is dry again
Leon - goes out for cigarette.,..
Carol: oh great. fuck the bird and stink like shit!

by muffmirkin July 21, 2020

Carol

What you call a Karen at Christmas

Carol: ok this turkey meat is dry
Leon – goes outside for a cigarette….
Carol: oh great, you fucked the bird now your gonna stink like shit.

by muffmirkin July 21, 2020