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geez mate, you didn't need to borrow my pick-up just to fill it full of toilet paper, noodles, pasta, mince meat and booze did you? now people are going to think its me whoreding. Now you better give me some of each!
by muffmirkin June 27, 2020
Get the whoredingmug. boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
by muffmirkin May 23, 2019
Get the fecal positionmug. the sniff test
Girl in shower: "honey can you pass me a clean pair of panties?"
Boy: "how do I know which ones are clean?"
Girl in shower: "oh dehh... just use your insmelligence".
Boy: "how do I know which ones are clean?"
Girl in shower: "oh dehh... just use your insmelligence".
by muffmirkin April 27, 2019
Get the insmelligencemug. Carol: ok the turkey is dry again
Leon - goes out for cigarette.,..
Carol: oh great. fuck the bird and stink like shit!
Leon - goes out for cigarette.,..
Carol: oh great. fuck the bird and stink like shit!
by muffmirkin July 21, 2020
Get the Carolmug. #1: I was listening to some Rhoda Dakar this morning - it was ok
#2: yeah she was better in the older days
#2: yeah she was better in the older days
by muffmirkin March 26, 2020
Get the older daysmug.