Definitions by muffmirkin

air and hair 

going to the toilet and doing a big strong fart instead of a shit

home owner: hey bro what was that all about, i hope you dint mess up the toilet too bad
good friend grimacing: nah bra - just air and hair is all

air and hair by muffmirkin May 21, 2019

insmelligence 

the sniff test

Girl in shower: "honey can you pass me a clean pair of panties?"
Boy: "how do I know which ones are clean?"
Girl in shower: "oh dehh... just use your insmelligence".

insmelligence by muffmirkin April 27, 2019

trepidacious 

how a fuckwit says nervous

first person: oh gee you know I dont really think I want to jump..... the water is to far down
second person: dont be so fucking trepidacious all the time! just do something mad!!

trepidacious by muffmirkin February 14, 2019

orsome

a way of saying something is awesome but meaning it is some kind of shit

teacher: Right now.... everyone get out your science books and test tubes cos i am going to show you how science can be really awesome
student: oh yeah brah.... orsome

orsome by muffmirkin October 27, 2018

eklective 

the conscious choice of being eclectic

Housewife: I just dont know. I am renovating my kitchen and want to go with a grey tile but just wonder if I should be a bit more eklective than that....

eklective by muffmirkin October 26, 2018