Carol: ok this turkey meat is dry
Leon – goes outside for a cigarette….
Carol: oh great, you fucked the bird now your gonna stink like shit.
Leon – goes outside for a cigarette….
Carol: oh great, you fucked the bird now your gonna stink like shit.
by muffmirkin July 21, 2020
elderly customer: is this apple $1?
shopkeeper #1: what do you mean, you pay by the weight
shopkeeper #2: dont worry. just take the dollar and go with the olden daze
shopkeeper #1: what do you mean, you pay by the weight
shopkeeper #2: dont worry. just take the dollar and go with the olden daze
by muffmirkin January 06, 2020
#1: I was listening to some Rhoda Dakar this morning - it was ok
#2: yeah she was better in the older days
#2: yeah she was better in the older days
by muffmirkin March 27, 2020
geez mate, you didn't need to borrow my pick-up just to fill it full of toilet paper, noodles, pasta, mince meat and booze did you? now people are going to think its me whoreding. Now you better give me some of each!
by muffmirkin June 28, 2020
Housewife: I just dont know. I am renovating my kitchen and want to go with a grey tile but just wonder if I should be a bit more eklective than that....
by muffmirkin October 27, 2018