Urban Dictionary: Definitions by muffin tin

B'gort

What Amish people say

B'gort by muffin tin December 7, 2019

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An omniscient alligator who’s presence we are not worthy of. Bow down to him, for he strikes upon the bell.
Yort

Squirmy alligator is omniscience defined and it is not yeet it is yort you fool get it right.

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This guy is a fucking cunt holy shit it doesn't get any worse than Felipe.

Felipe by muffin tin November 8, 2019

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A way of saying that you couldn’t give two shits about what the haters think of you

Hater: You’re ugly

Guy: Curbstomp the haters

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When you say “no cap” at the same time as your drunk best friend

Me and Joe were six shots down and then we did a shmorgalorf and shit went down

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