mshaler's definitions

Cheekerator

Thong bikini bottom that perfectly lifts and separates East from West

That surfer girl is sporting a Cheekerator that is two sizes too small--juuuust like I like...:)

by mshaler July 12, 2015

annus vesanus

2020

Look, 2020 has been an annus vesanus. Please stop.

by mshaler December 27, 2020

nippledrift

The case in which nipples do not appear where one reasonably expects them under clothing that binds and misdirects them.

My eyes are up here! It's just nippledrift!

by mshaler August 27, 2019