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Definitions by mr. voldemort

happy daddy 

a tasty treat consisting of a glazed donut-hole smashed between to soft chocolate chip cookies. Very delicious and make all daddies happy.
Kyle is such a fat bitch, he ate 98 happy daddy's and threw up all over his stepdads couch. He's probably gonna get his ass kicked later.
happy daddy by mr. voldemort January 20, 2011

dirty bobsled 

shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.
I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.
dirty bobsled by mr. voldemort December 30, 2010

Dirty Wall-E 

Puking in a tube sock and smacking someone in the face with it
Max is sleeping so I drank a fifth of vodka...when I puke it up he's getting a nice dirty wall-E.
Dirty Wall-E by mr. voldemort December 29, 2010