mr. duffy's definitions
Behaviour outside the realms of normal, with respect to the individual.
To do one's own thing.
To 'give the birdie' to the world and make a concerted effort to annoy / piss off / offend as many people as possible in a given timeframe.
To do one's own thing.
To 'give the birdie' to the world and make a concerted effort to annoy / piss off / offend as many people as possible in a given timeframe.
John: Er... is Calvin off on one?
James: Nope - he usually chases pigeons on his lunchbreak.
James: Woah - does Miranda usually dance on tables whilst inebriated, sans underwear??
John: Nope - she's off on one.
James: Nope - he usually chases pigeons on his lunchbreak.
James: Woah - does Miranda usually dance on tables whilst inebriated, sans underwear??
John: Nope - she's off on one.
by mr. duffy March 7, 2010
Get the Off On Onemug. "Dan told me that drinks were going to be £1 all night just so I would invite loads of people. Turns out the drinks are £2 - I feel so dehonest!"
by Mr. Duffy October 9, 2008
Get the Dehonestmug. John: hey dude, you coming sledging?
Bob: sorry dude, ain't got no sledge.
John: just take the wheels off your skateboard, innit. Skledging.
Bob: dude!
Bob: sorry dude, ain't got no sledge.
John: just take the wheels off your skateboard, innit. Skledging.
Bob: dude!
by Mr. Duffy December 4, 2010
Get the Skledgingmug. Portmanteau of the words 'craic' and 'action'. Not to be confused with the word 'craction'.
Craiction can be used to describe activities or events associated with having a good time. Such good times may include consumption of alcoholic beverages, dancing to music, having sexual intercourse, or any number of other debaucherous ongoings.
Craiction can be used to describe activities or events associated with having a good time. Such good times may include consumption of alcoholic beverages, dancing to music, having sexual intercourse, or any number of other debaucherous ongoings.
John: Dude, some craiction is much-needed tonight.
Bob: Yep, I'm feeling that.
John: So what's the plan?
Bob: Start in the Goose, head to the Bull and hook up with some others, then get into Schpunk at the Wedge for about midnight?
John: Schweeeeeeeeeeeet...
Bob: Yep, I'm feeling that.
John: So what's the plan?
Bob: Start in the Goose, head to the Bull and hook up with some others, then get into Schpunk at the Wedge for about midnight?
John: Schweeeeeeeeeeeet...
by Mr. Duffy April 22, 2011
Get the Craictionmug. The surreptitious use of Google Latitude on your girlfriend's phone so that you can track her whereabouts without her knowing. Tends not to work with technology-proficient girlfriends. Also requires a phone that supports Latitude, but helped by the prevalence of Android, Apple OS and Blackberry phones.
Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).
Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).
John: so Carla's gone out with her friends tonight, huh? Where are they headed?
Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???
John: dude!
Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???
John: dude!
by Mr. Duffy May 29, 2010
Get the Girlfriend Positioning Systemmug. The process of connecting your phone to your laptop in order to facilitate an Internet connection. Usually performed via bluetooth or USB.
John: ah crap I can't get a wifi signal on my laptop. Sorry, I can't look up that obscure Pink Floyd track on discogs.com
Bob: dude, one word - tethering.
John: dude!
Bob: dude, one word - tethering.
John: dude!
by mr. duffy April 8, 2010
Get the Tetheringmug. by Mr. Duffy January 19, 2008
Get the ninnymug.