mr. duffy's definitions

Tethering

The process of connecting your phone to your laptop in order to facilitate an Internet connection. Usually performed via bluetooth or USB.

John: ah crap I can't get a wifi signal on my laptop. Sorry, I can't look up that obscure Pink Floyd track on discogs.com

Bob: dude, one word - tethering.

John: dude!

by mr. duffy April 8, 2010

Dehonest

adj.

The discovery that an apparent truth was in fact a lie. Not to be confused with being Dionest.

"Dan told me that drinks were going to be £1 all night just so I would invite loads of people. Turns out the drinks are £2 - I feel so dehonest!"

by Mr. Duffy October 9, 2008

Tethering

The process of connecting an employee to a laptop in order to facilitate a greater yield in productivity. Usually performed via guilt, fear, loyalty or clause in contract of employment.

Bob: dude, why are you still working on that thing?? It's past midnight and you're on holiday in Vegas!!

John: ah crap, my company has this tethering clause in all their contracts - I have to finish this report no matter what!

Bob: dude!

by mr. duffy April 8, 2010

ninny

Infantile, seemingly British, term for the female genitalia.

"Show me your winkle and I'll show you my ninny"

by Mr. Duffy January 19, 2008

shrinkles

Wrinkles that appear on a woman (usually in the facial region) after significant weight loss.

Mavis: 'ave you seen Doris of late? 'Er shrinkles are 'orrid!
Dorothy: Innit!

by mr. duffy October 18, 2008

Skledging

Sledging with a skateboard, having removed the wheels.

John: hey dude, you coming sledging?

Bob: sorry dude, ain't got no sledge.

John: just take the wheels off your skateboard, innit. Skledging.

Bob: dude!

by Mr. Duffy December 4, 2010

Craiction

Portmanteau of the words 'craic' and 'action'. Not to be confused with the word 'craction'.

Craiction can be used to describe activities or events associated with having a good time. Such good times may include consumption of alcoholic beverages, dancing to music, having sexual intercourse, or any number of other debaucherous ongoings.

John: Dude, some craiction is much-needed tonight.

Bob: Yep, I'm feeling that.

John: So what's the plan?

Bob: Start in the Goose, head to the Bull and hook up with some others, then get into Schpunk at the Wedge for about midnight?

John: Schweeeeeeeeeeeet...

by Mr. Duffy April 22, 2011