Definitions by mr. blump

poute 

Prounounced Poo-tay. A hairpiece for the crotch.
A contraction of pubic and toupe.
(Coined by Dave)

"On arriving back home after the Spanish American War, it appeared that I contracted Syphillis. After my shave I ordered a poute from the wig shop"
Synonym: Merkin
Antonym: Toupe

poute by Mr. Blump July 23, 2008

poute 

A hairpiece for the crotch. Contraction of "pubic" and "toupe"

toupe, pudwig, snapperdoo, crotchmop

"I contracted syphyllis during the Great War. After the shave, I bought a poute."
(Coined by Dave)

poute by Mr. Blump November 5, 2005

waterpick 

When you accidently piss down a chick's throat while she's blowing you.

I was afraid that if I got up to take a leak, Suzy wouldn't continue with my blow job. 5 minutes later, I waterpicked her.

waterpick by mr. blump October 13, 2005