mr electric is god's definitions

willem dafoe

The opposite of Willem Dafreind. Dafoe just ate your butterfly collection, and has seven scented erasers in his butthole. Dafriend did not do that.

Bob: Willem Dafoe is so mean.
Jeff: Yeah, he's something of a scientist himself. Try his brother, Willem Dafreind.
Bob: Yay!

by mr electric is god February 23, 2022

Urban Dictionary User

1. Sicko sex addict (50%)
2. Asshole douchebag (45%)
3. Someone like me who just likes putting weird stuff out there please don't judge (4%)
4. Someone who actually wants to help people (1%)

MOST urban dictionary users sucks, some are actually nice, and some, like me, are just weird.

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

urban thesaurus

something that sounds like a really, really good idea on paper, but so was urban dictionary and we all know what happened to that.

Bob: We should make an urban thesaurus.
Jeff: That's a a really, really good idea on paper, but so was urban dictionary and we all know what happened to that.
Bob: True, true.

by mr electric is god February 27, 2022

the-most-epic-person

Not you.

You are far from being the-most-epic-person.

by mr electric is god March 24, 2022

we do not negotiate with terrorists

When our lord and savoury crumpet Pazuzu decides to try and turn you into a Boat Mormon, Jesus hides among you like russian spies, or the quiet kid and math teacher decide to start subtracting, just force them in a debate club and convince them to NOT do those things by saying "we do not negotiate with terrorists".

Hey, Pazuzu, Jesus, Maths Teacher, Quiet Kid, Boat Mormon, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!!!!!

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022