mr electric is god's definitions

urban thesaurus

something that sounds like a really, really good idea on paper, but so was urban dictionary and we all know what happened to that.

Bob: We should make an urban thesaurus.
Jeff: That's a a really, really good idea on paper, but so was urban dictionary and we all know what happened to that.
Bob: True, true.

by mr electric is god February 27, 2022

gfhdjskal\;]'[zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`

Congratulations. You are so bored you have typed so final keyboard combination needed to release our lord and savour Cthulhu from in slumber in sunken city of R’lyeh. Oh well, as long as you remember the Alamo, You'll be fine.

P.S. you thought you had discovered a new one, but you hadn't. BWAHAHAHAHA.

Bob: Hey, how do I alter the space-time continuum?
Jeff: It's super easy, barely an inconvience, just type gfhdjskal\;'zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`.
Bob: ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

by mr electric is god February 17, 2022

maths on monday

something that will give you a stroke.

Maths on Mondays gives me an epileptic seizure. yay!!!!!

by mr electric is god March 20, 2022

dark web

What the urban dictionary is one step away from being.

All it takes for the urban dictionary to become the dark web is for it to become complete anonymous, then all hell will break loose.

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

willem dafoe

The opposite of Willem Dafreind. Dafoe just ate your butterfly collection, and has seven scented erasers in his butthole. Dafriend did not do that.

Bob: Willem Dafoe is so mean.
Jeff: Yeah, he's something of a scientist himself. Try his brother, Willem Dafreind.
Bob: Yay!

by mr electric is god February 23, 2022