mounted buck's definitions
Marty: I love my man even though his dick is the size of a babycorn.
Melissa: Thanks for that visual. I sure won't be eating those off the salad bar at Coco's anymore
Melissa: Thanks for that visual. I sure won't be eating those off the salad bar at Coco's anymore
by mounted buck January 18, 2008
Get the babycornmug. A slightly soft, not very large penis, similar in firmness and size to a dolma, the Armenian grape leaf treat.
Melissa: I was so excited to get him home til I realized he was packing a dolma.
Carmen: Gross. Well at least it doesn't count even if you tried to have sex with him.
Carmen: Gross. Well at least it doesn't count even if you tried to have sex with him.
by mounted buck January 18, 2008
Get the dolmamug.