morting's definitions

roblox

1a): the game
1b): (adjective) absolutely scrumptious
2a): (adverb) slowly
2b): (verb) close to sprinting running

1a): I'm playing roblox, fuck off
1b): this meat is absolutely roblox
2a): he's walking roblox
2b): he's robloxing to the store

by morting March 18, 2025

wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

by morting September 5, 2025

Long and Fast Paced Environment

corporate speak for a 1:00 PM to 1:00 AM (12 hours) and overworked environment for employees

random employee: "this is a long and fast paced environment"
boss: "stfu and get back to work slave- i mean employee"

by morting September 5, 2025

wet rooted

(adverb) the action of pissing and pooping yourself

the movie was so scary i wet rooted myself

by morting March 17, 2025

mort

big troublemaker, replica of bart simpson but more troublesome.

my classmates are such big morts.

by morting March 14, 2025

wubabunga

1: a phrase from the rare wubbox from hit game my singing monsters
2: another term for "I'm gonna kill you and then fuck your dead body"

person 1: I'm gonna wubabunga you
person 2: don't please 🥺

by morting April 19, 2025

gsheqqqing

trashing a really, really, really pristine, fancy and luxurious place

y'know what? I'm gonna go gsheqqqing because my mind has gone crazy dave mode

by morting March 14, 2025