Cooly

To have a child with sheep, being a human sheep-human hybrid

She was a cooly

by moooony February 13, 2023

hiartigabate

The state of blue balls

hi-tig-bait

Maxine: Does Bradly have hiartigabate?
Amy: Of course
Amy: Look at him

by moooony February 13, 2023

Claudia

Claudia is a fierce, innocent person, who would rather spend her time reading and talking to other friends than anything else in the world. Claudia tends to be short for their age and reminds you of Chihuahua, by having more bite than bark.

Olive: Have you seen Claudia?
Amy: Yeh, I last saw her in the library.
Olive: As expected.

by moooony February 13, 2023

Maths

A form of torture nobody understands

Student A: Maths needs to go die slowly and painfully in a hole

Everyone else in existence: I agree

by moooony February 13, 2023

Remus Lupin

Sirus blacks boyfriend

Random Hogwarts student: Do you think Sirus Black and Remus lupin are dating?

Other random student: All most definitely

by moooony February 13, 2023

Caitlin

The smartest kid you will ever come across. They have the decency to be sleep deprived, addicted to coffee, and have the most idiotic boyfriend who is more closely related to a buffoon than an actual human.

Amy: Hey google, How tf do I do this math question

Caitlin: Stop. Calling. Me. Google.

Amy: Nope

*Pop the p*

by moooony February 13, 2023

Disarode

To throw a Dishwasher at a 6-month-old infant while piloting a plane

Dish-a-rode

I am going to disarode your child if you don't shut up

by moooony February 13, 2023