by moooony February 14, 2023
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by moooony February 14, 2023
The smartest kid you will ever come across. They have the decency to be sleep deprived, addicted to coffee, and have the most idiotic boyfriend who is more closely related to a buffoon than an actual human.
Amy: Hey google, How tf do I do this math question
Caitlin: Stop. Calling. Me. Google.
Amy: Nope
*Pop the p*
Caitlin: Stop. Calling. Me. Google.
Amy: Nope
*Pop the p*
by moooony February 14, 2023
Random Hogwarts student: Do you think Sirus Black and Remus lupin are dating?
Other random student: All most definitely
Other random student: All most definitely
by moooony February 14, 2023
A smart young woman who walks like a grandmother who does aerobics. You can distinguish an olive by its flaming red hair, and tendency to hurt people that don't give them food. You need to be careful if you approach an olive in the wild if you want to come back alive.
Claudia: Have you seen olive?
*Children screaming in the background*
Claudia: Nevermind.
Claudia: I found her
*Children screaming in the background*
Claudia: Nevermind.
Claudia: I found her
by moooony February 14, 2023