Fraggleton

A meth head who's also a cunt

"Mate your a fucking fraggleton"

by MooBs September 07, 2013

Fairy Floss

Female pubic hair; a term used by old, crusty, but good natured women to describe the process of puberty to young women, putting them at ease and not offending them with more vulgar words.

Don't worry my dear, fairy floss won't hurt you.
Olivia, you better think about your fairy floss before going outside, don't you think?
I have my fairy floss caught, grandma!

by Moobs March 14, 2003

taquirshionarybiglettucspacitusmaniuslargensusytuquitysision

the process of having your leg sawed off and eating it with ketchup. Rawwwwww

joHNY experienced taquirshionarybiglettucspacitusmaniuslargensusytuquitysision when he went to take a bath

by moobs March 24, 2023

Gucci handbag

Sexual act: licking the gooch (taint) on a man.

See Netflix comedy London Hughes: To Catch A Dick.

Mate, she gave me a Gucci handbag during a blowjob last night.

by moobs September 07, 2021

Fine Wine Vag-enstein

An excellent vagina

Man, she had a fine wine vag-enstein.

by moobs May 22, 2019

postle

1. To give someone a quick grope, generally to the buttock or breast area.

2. The word you shout when you postle someone.

"Chris just postled my arse!"

"POSTLE!"

by moobs December 07, 2013