Definitions by montana is gay

Therapist 

someone who gets payed to here you bitch about your feelings, wants your money, and in general, is a big gay Faggot.

"why don't you cry to your therapist you fucking homo!"

Therapist by montana is gay June 10, 2006

Yo cago en la leche de tu madre 

Spanish for "I shit in the milk of your mother"

Juan, yo cago en la leche de tu madre.

Yo cago en la leche de tu madre by montana is gay May 11, 2004

You Enjoy Myself 

Putyourfaceindriveintovelensa...or something like that

you enjoy myself is a super dope phish song

You Enjoy Myself by montana is gay March 22, 2004

chipmunk 

a small animal in the rodent family. also a sexual act in which a girl giving a guy oral sex and then puts a nut in each cheek which gives her a chipmunk like appearence

damn1, and cant believe that girl did a chipmunk on me!

chipmunk by montana is gay March 22, 2004

Toddle Slop 

This word refers to shooting a load on a womans face. When the girl gets the load all over her face she resembles a toddler who had food all over their face from eating.

That bitch is a toddle slop.

Toddle Slop by montana is gay March 22, 2004

Kalispell 

hell. the worste place God could have made. except for like...etheopia.

dont ever come to Kalispell

Kalispell by montana is gay March 18, 2004

I am pregnate 

The three scariest words know to any normal american teenager. holy shit its scary.

My girl was like "I am pregnate", and i was like "I am going to buy a gun and kill myself"

I am pregnate by montana is gay March 18, 2004