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metric fuckton

The teacher gave me a metric fuckton of homework.
by Monica December 17, 2003
mugGet the metric fucktonmug.

friend

a person whom one knows likes and trusts
by monica May 13, 2005
mugGet the friendmug.

bewer

derived from the townie term, then used in an ironic way to say that someone is either hot, or someone's girlfriend/boyfriend. as always, these things stop being used in an ironic way, and is now widely used and (less) widely accepted as an appropriate term.
'he was with his bewer'
'my god, he was a right bewer'

for examples of bewers-take a look at mcfly (excluding tom)
by monica August 13, 2004
mugGet the bewermug.

attitude pudding.

when you won't give up your pudding. not for ANYONE.
teacher "you can't eat that in here!"

me ~you-know-the-answer look~
by monica September 5, 2004
mugGet the attitude pudding.mug.

poohnanni

Have you shaved your poohnanni?!
by Monica February 15, 2005
mugGet the poohnannimug.

jelly bracelets

Jelly Bracelets to me Mean Pretty much nothing i Mean the Game sounds pretty kool and All But.. I wear them because i like them.. As far as this hole thing about. The Media and shit of course it was.. I NEVER Heard of these bracelets untill one day i seen them on Dr. Phil I was flicking threw the channels and seen the same braceletes i had on my wrist I was like WTF!! Personally.. I think its stupid.. The School and Places are baning them.. I honestly.. do!!
Just because I wear Orange,Blue,Black,Purple Doesnt mean Im going to go have sex,kiss,Oral Sex with a total Stranger.. Think about it ppl.. its like me saying.. Ya those Shoes everbody are wearing are a sex Sybmole Because you have Red Laces your gonna have to give sumbody a lap dance... Geez..
by Monica January 9, 2004
mugGet the jelly braceletsmug.

pickling

verb. when someone has dry humped with someone else and is too embarrassed to say dry fuck or dry hump, so in telling another friend what they did they call it pickling.
Oh my god cathy last night john was pickling me so hard i wanted to tear my clothes off but we were in my little sisters room watching a movie with her.
by monica September 23, 2004
mugGet the picklingmug.

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