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Definitions by momentsbylori

wonthefirstrace

During ejaculation, 100( or more) million sperm is released, only 100-300 make it to the egg.

Only one will succeed to burrow itself on the egg's protective layer.

This is the first race that every organism wins when they are entering the universe.

That is YOU!
Upset that you didn't win the lottery? You wonthefirstrace to be here!
wonthefirstrace by momentsbylori January 7, 2026

leftover hotdog

a male slut that is forced into retirement because of his erectile dysfunction.

( leftovers get discarded and may lose its taste)
One of these days, the football captain is going to become a leftover hotdog if he is keeping up with his actions!
leftover hotdog by momentsbylori January 2, 2026

wannabe-fail

someone that tried to be a wannabe of someone, yet they failed to achieve their goals
Karen, my next door neighbor came back home from trying to make it in Hollywood, what a wannabe-fail she is!
wannabe-fail by momentsbylori January 2, 2026
finally! or at last! or success!

(a mouth movement in American Sign Language ( mouth morpheme))
PAH! you completed the exam.

We were waiting for you all night, PAH! you showed up just recently!
pah! by momentsbylori January 2, 2026

discussdone

occurs when a debate is heavily present between people and something is mentioned to end it all, like a final period; case closed
Mom: " How many times do I have to tell you to wash the dishes after cooking!"
Teenager: " Not enough times, I didn't ask to be born. It is your responsibility to take care of me."
Mom: " You won the race and fertilized my egg. You appeared and discussdone!
discussdone by momentsbylori December 27, 2025
the urge to pee after an explosive orgasm before the next one.
It is very healthy to release your urine pipes because the explosive orgasm cleared out the gunk and gave you new dopamine to thrive on.
Last night went well, I experienced peegasms 4 times. I was so refreshed, that I went out and did my thing!
peegasm by momentsbylori December 27, 2025