mollygoodhead's definitions

memo snow

What what you find on your desk when you return from extended time away from work.

Look everyone! Crane can pee his name in the memo snow on his desk when he gets back!

by mollygoodhead December 27, 2009

pedicuring

The act of pretty-ing up your feet in anticipation of hooking up with a hottie that will hopefully rub your feet.

MA: Hey-- wanna go to the mall?

K: Yeah, i need some new kicks after i go pedicuring. I'm hooking up with that rockin' hottie i met in Econ 101.

by mollygoodhead February 10, 2010

fete-lag

When you travel across multiple time zones for holidays and festivities and the sheer exhaustion of the partying, the airtports, TSA and customs that goes along with it.

MA: Hey! Have you heard from Crane lately?

K: No, I'm sure he's completely fete-lagged coming from the UK after the holidays.

by mollygoodhead December 20, 2009

grrrrpurr

The sound a cougar makes in a man's ear just before she eats him alive.

Dude, that coug was so hot. I knew when she grrrrpurred in my ear I was going home with her.

by mollygoodhead January 8, 2010

tech tag

Blitzing someone with all technology available via text, pager, email, instant messaging, facebooking, or cell phone to get their attention.

My ex really wants to get back with me. He's been tech tagging me so bad I can't touch my computer or crackberry without hearing from him!

by mollygoodhead January 5, 2010