Definitions by mollygoodhead

memo snow

What what you find on your desk when you return from extended time away from work.

Look everyone! Crane can pee his name in the memo snow on his desk when he gets back!

memo snow by mollygoodhead December 27, 2009

work avalanche

When there is so much work piled on your or your desk, movement from out from under it is nearly impossible.

Hey--pour me a drink! I worked up quite a thirst digging out from my work avalanche to get to happy hour.

work avalanche by mollygoodhead December 25, 2009

fete-lag 

When you travel across multiple time zones for holidays and festivities and the sheer exhaustion of the partying, the airtports, TSA and customs that goes along with it.

MA: Hey! Have you heard from Crane lately?

K: No, I'm sure he's completely fete-lagged coming from the UK after the holidays.

fete-lag by mollygoodhead December 20, 2009

holiday fog 

What you walk around in after multiple, in succession holiday parties and events having been inundated with Christmas carols, spiked eggnog and Salvation Army bell ringers.

Me: Hey! Have you seen Chris this week?

You: No, he can't make his way out of the holiday fog!

holiday fog by mollygoodhead December 18, 2009

trainiquette 

Refraining from using cell phones or talking loudly while on the train, metro, subway or other form of public rail transportation.

That woman had no trainiquette! She should have texted instead of yapping loudly the whole time on the train!

trainiquette by mollygoodhead November 22, 2009