moco & p-phat's definitions

Pitching Mound

Pussy, twat, cunt (where a guy pitches his balls)

MOCO was performing at the pitching mound; batter up!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Roadette

The female version of the Roadie:
1) If the guy is driving, he fingers the broad
2) If the broad is driving, the guy eats her out

Lisa performed the roadie; now MOCO wants to give her a roadette!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Stinkie Twinkie

A dick that has just been inside a pussy

The Twinkie (dick) goes into the pussy and in so doing gets stinkie (covered with scented pussy juice)

(Twinkie because a guy's dick resembles a Twinkie - both are oblong and are filled with white cream; stinkie because the pussy has a certain type of odor and wetness)

P-Phat truly needs a Stinkie Twinkie!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Jude the Prude

The opposite of 'Merv the Perv', a guy that does not have a potty mouth, a guy that isn't into kinky sex, a pussy

P-Phat is no Jude the Prude; he's more of a Merv the Perv!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Landing Patch

Narrow patch of pubic hair above a woman's snatch

Lisa's landing patch safely landed MOCO's 747!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Big Papa Pussy

Nickname for a guy who always acts like a pussy around chicks (he won't step up to the plate) (Also known as Big Papa Punani)

Johnny was talking to Tracy for twenty minutes but Big Papa Pussy did nothing!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Blowing your wad

Cumming, unloading, climaxing (from your cock)

Blowing your wad feels so damn good!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007