10 definitions by mochicho

A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.
Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.
by mochicho February 10, 2009
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Death as a result of being exposed to farts.
Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.
by mochicho March 8, 2009
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A mediocre and short-lived attempt at fame and fortune.
She rose quickly but not that high. And then the lamelight shone on her pushing her swiftly into oblivion.
by mochicho December 11, 2009
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