moby doug's definitions

kleptopia

A place of theft, a den of thieves.

If the U.S. Congress is not a kleptopia, what is?

Well, ...Wall Street.

Wall Street is a MEGAkleptopia, you rube.

by Moby Doug December 25, 2010

knob gnawer

One who bites or chews or toothstabs during fellatio.

Ricky had to be rushed to the e.r. last night-----turns out his fresh squeeze is a knob gnawer.

by Moby Doug July 19, 2009

hypercrime

A really REALLY big nono.

Bush and Cheney stampeding the nation into invading Iraq was a hypercrime of humongous proportions.

by Moby Doug September 24, 2009

ho pants

Any pants which make the wearer look like she's trickin' and trashy.

Selma's ho pants made her look trick, but she considered herself an amateur and was insulted when men asked her price.

by Moby Doug April 25, 2010

sansvestite

(noun) One who traipses about the streets sans-a-belt and everything else.

Lady Godiva was the town's leading sansvestite.

by Moby Doug January 24, 2009

rough stuff

A sex partner of either gender who's a bit rough around the edges.

Gwendolyn's a bit of rough stuff. Last night she tore Nigel's kugelsack with her canines.

by Moby Doug July 19, 2009

porn widow

Wife or girlfriend of a porn addict.

Evelyn's a virtual porn widow; her wanker can't tear himself from the pornsites.

by Moby Doug August 13, 2009