26 definitions by moby doug

Brazilena

A wax job, a muffless muff or "buff"

Her Brazilena allowed her to wear/the tiniest bikini without unsightly hair.

by moby doug April 7, 2009

lipopotamus

(noun) (lip-o-POT-a-mus) One who has a fat lip.

Example 1: The lipopotamus ate a knuckle sandwich during the smashmouth football game.

Example 2: Thanks to a heaping helping of collagen, Meg went from zipperlip to lipopotamus.

by moby doug January 24, 2009

pignominious

(adj.) To be in a shameful state of disgrace as a result of one's insane greed.

The pignominious Bernie Madoff was already in prison when he learned his son had killed himself.

by moby doug January 12, 2011

buff

a muffless muff

A Brazilian waxjob made her muff a buff.

by moby doug April 7, 2009

humidiation

To be humiliated in humid weather.

It's not the heat at Guantanamo, it's the humidiation.

by moby doug December 5, 2010

gitmoize

To be tortured, by a governmental or non-governmental agency, to the point of psychosis and death and beyond.

The prisoner was gitmoized and returned to his home country dead or alive, no one could quite tell, with a beautifully laundered brain.

by moby doug December 5, 2010

megapoopolis

A gigantic city that is totally fulla shit.

The megapoopolis of Houston is a vortex of evil, a bloodsucking vampire squid sending out its thieving tentacles to every corner of the globe.

by moby doug December 25, 2010