lipopotamus

(noun) (lip-o-POT-a-mus) One who has a fat lip.

Example 1: The lipopotamus ate a knuckle sandwich during the smashmouth football game.

Example 2: Thanks to a heaping helping of collagen, Meg went from zipperlip to lipopotamus.

by Moby Doug January 24, 2009

buff

a muffless muff

A Brazilian waxjob made her muff a buff.

by Moby Doug April 07, 2009

humidiation

To be humiliated in humid weather.

It's not the heat at Guantanamo, it's the humidiation.

by Moby Doug December 05, 2010

gitmoize

To be tortured, by a governmental or non-governmental agency, to the point of psychosis and death and beyond.

The prisoner was gitmoized and returned to his home country dead or alive, no one could quite tell, with a beautifully laundered brain.

by Moby Doug December 05, 2010

rootie kazootie

A shaved or waxed muff, a bare mons, a muffless muff or baldy.

She went commando to the wedding and her rootie kazootie was a sensation.

by Moby Doug April 07, 2009

super-sin

Wrongdoing on an epic scale

If Bernie Madoff's 65 billion dollar heist is a super-sin, then Henry Paulson's 700 billion dollar giveaway to his banker buddies is a superduper-sin.

by Moby Doug September 24, 2009

megapoopolis

A gigantic city that is totally fulla shit.

The megapoopolis of Houston is a vortex of evil, a bloodsucking vampire squid sending out its thieving tentacles to every corner of the globe.

by Moby Doug December 25, 2010