moby doug's definitions

pignominious

(adj.) To be in a shameful state of disgrace as a result of one's insane greed.

The pignominious Bernie Madoff was already in prison when he learned his son had killed himself.

by Moby Doug January 13, 2011

megapoopolis

A gigantic city that is totally fulla shit.

The megapoopolis of Houston is a vortex of evil, a bloodsucking vampire squid sending out its thieving tentacles to every corner of the globe.

by Moby Doug December 25, 2010

kleptopia

A place of theft, a den of thieves.

If the U.S. Congress is not a kleptopia, what is?

Well, ...Wall Street.

Wall Street is a MEGAkleptopia, you rube.

by Moby Doug December 25, 2010

megapornucopiatopia

A place and producer of boundless porn.

The San Fernando Valley is the heartland of filth, a true megapornucopiatopia.

by Moby Doug December 25, 2010

humidiation

To be humiliated in humid weather.

It's not the heat at Guantanamo, it's the humidiation.

by Moby Doug December 5, 2010

gitmoize

To be tortured, by a governmental or non-governmental agency, to the point of psychosis and death and beyond.

The prisoner was gitmoized and returned to his home country dead or alive, no one could quite tell, with a beautifully laundered brain.

by Moby Doug December 5, 2010

ho pants

Any pants which make the wearer look like she's trickin' and trashy.

Selma's ho pants made her look trick, but she considered herself an amateur and was insulted when men asked her price.

by Moby Doug April 25, 2010