moby doug's definitions

wedgie bloomers

Lady pants which are so tight they seem to be half lost up the wazoo.

Betty's wedgie bloomers are lashing her camel toe. Somebody call an ambulance.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

gitmoize

To be tortured, by a governmental or non-governmental agency, to the point of psychosis and death and beyond.

The prisoner was gitmoized and returned to his home country dead or alive, no one could quite tell, with a beautifully laundered brain.

by Moby Doug December 5, 2010

projectile defecating

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

knob gnawer

One who bites or chews or toothstabs during fellatio.

Ricky had to be rushed to the e.r. last night-----turns out his fresh squeeze is a knob gnawer.

by Moby Doug July 19, 2009

hypercrime

A really REALLY big nono.

Bush and Cheney stampeding the nation into invading Iraq was a hypercrime of humongous proportions.

by Moby Doug September 24, 2009

ho pants

Any pants which make the wearer look like she's trickin' and trashy.

Selma's ho pants made her look trick, but she considered herself an amateur and was insulted when men asked her price.

by Moby Doug April 25, 2010

sansvestite

(noun) One who traipses about the streets sans-a-belt and everything else.

Lady Godiva was the town's leading sansvestite.

by Moby Doug January 24, 2009