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Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.
That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.
by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

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Crotch huggers which outline the mons.
Grezelda's camel pants seemed painted on, and left the boys panting.
by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

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To be tortured, by a governmental or non-governmental agency, to the point of psychosis and death and beyond.
The prisoner was gitmoized and returned to his home country dead or alive, no one could quite tell, with a beautifully laundered brain.
by Moby Doug December 05, 2010

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Wife or girlfriend of a porn addict.
Evelyn's a virtual porn widow; her wanker can't tear himself from the pornsites.
by Moby Doug August 13, 2009

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Wearing handcuffs and getting strangled/choked during sex.
Gary couldn't get off without going cuffs 'n collar.
by Moby Doug July 19, 2009

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A wax job, a muffless muff or "buff"
Her Brazilena allowed her to wear/the tiniest bikini without unsightly hair.
by Moby Doug April 07, 2009

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a muffless muff
A Brazilian waxjob made her muff a buff.
by Moby Doug April 07, 2009

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