moby doug's definitions

clamdiggers

Super tight, pubis pinching, lady pants.

Miriam's lady parts were in high relief in her lavender clamdiggers.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

buff

a muffless muff

A Brazilian waxjob made her muff a buff.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

projectile defecating

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

humidiation

To be humiliated in humid weather.

It's not the heat at Guantanamo, it's the humidiation.

by Moby Doug December 5, 2010

wedgie bloomers

Lady pants which are so tight they seem to be half lost up the wazoo.

Betty's wedgie bloomers are lashing her camel toe. Somebody call an ambulance.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

hypercrime

A really REALLY big nono.

Bush and Cheney stampeding the nation into invading Iraq was a hypercrime of humongous proportions.

by Moby Doug September 24, 2009

ho pants

Any pants which make the wearer look like she's trickin' and trashy.

Selma's ho pants made her look trick, but she considered herself an amateur and was insulted when men asked her price.

by Moby Doug April 25, 2010