moby doug's definitions

buff

a muffless muff

A Brazilian waxjob made her muff a buff.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

clamdiggers

Super tight, pubis pinching, lady pants.

Miriam's lady parts were in high relief in her lavender clamdiggers.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

wedgie bloomers

Lady pants which are so tight they seem to be half lost up the wazoo.

Betty's wedgie bloomers are lashing her camel toe. Somebody call an ambulance.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

sans-a-belt

(adjective)Thirsty for firewater, badly in need of a drink.

After he got fired, Brown was sans-a-belt to the max, stopped at the nearest bar, and got plastered.

by Moby Doug January 24, 2009

projectile defecating

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

porn widow

Wife or girlfriend of a porn addict.

Evelyn's a virtual porn widow; her wanker can't tear himself from the pornsites.

by Moby Doug August 13, 2009

super-sin

Wrongdoing on an epic scale

If Bernie Madoff's 65 billion dollar heist is a super-sin, then Henry Paulson's 700 billion dollar giveaway to his banker buddies is a superduper-sin.

by Moby Doug September 24, 2009