spouse

female of any description

this spouse had the most whippin funky grosm id ever mandated

by mobius November 07, 2006

flagball

idiot or crazy person
derives from flag and ball

that flagball jumped off of his roof

by mobius May 29, 2004

scarf knot

A girl whom you wish her scarf were a noose.

Ugh, that girl is such a scarf knot.

by Mobius May 13, 2005

persona

The role or facade that one assumes or displays in public or society; one's public image or personality, as distinguished from the inner self.

While (genericnamehere) was only a 15 year old high-school nerd, his online persona was an 18 year old harley enthusiast, complete with leather jacket, doo-rag, chrome shades, and matching attitude.

by Mobius November 21, 2004

dumberer

completely devoid of any shred of anything that even remotely resembles inteligence

n00bs are even dumberer

by Mobius July 21, 2004

otisphobia

A fear of lifts/elevators

Tim. This lady is afraid of lifts so she has to walk out of the recovery unit after her surgery.
Mike. What's that called then, you're a doctor?
Tim. What?
Mike. Fear of lifts.
Tim. Dunno.
Mike. Is it elaphobia?
Tim. No,it must be something derived from the latin.
Mike. Otisphobia?
Tim. You should send that to Urban Dictionary.

by mobius June 21, 2005

obtuse

stupid -- dim-witted

"he seemed quite obtuse"

by Mobius July 21, 2004